Professor Freaksworth

I am not complaining by the way because it is way more depressing to do one of these where no one responds

Thankful that I get to be moots with @stayathomecommie.bsky.social. I appreciate have someone with socialist in their bio because it is lonely out here. You add interesting things and I respect so much how you are holding it together for the sake of your lil ones. It is so hard but so important.

Extremely tired Krusty holding his finger up

Picked it back up and knocked out the 15 I owed but have another 10 to do tomorrow or whenever I next have the space to do it

Im thankful to have top tier reply guy followers like @mexicology.bsky.social. Game recognizes game. And while the title gets a bad rap, I truly think we keep these platforms afloat. I can appreciate your assassin-like ability to drop a one liner or two. Keep it up duderiño.

Thankful that I get to be moots with @shiningangelx.bsky.social. Was a bit worried when I quoteposted that I was being obnoxious but made my day that instead you decided to followback. You are a funny person that has long been an enjoyable presence on my Skyline. Glad I made the cut.

Hey I’m thankful for followers like @drjasonharrison.bsky.social. I’m not really sure why I ended up as one of your follows but accounts like yours are an important part of the social media ecosystem. You also have one of the better answers for the positive masculinity post going around right now.

You are horny, mister grinch.
You are harder than a brick!
You are out to fuck a ready hole,
or take a rock hard dick, mister griiiii-INCH!

You're a hard banana,
with a 39½ centimeter long poooooole!

...I'm so sorry.

Thankful to have moots like @williamzabka424.bsky.social. Was glad to find you again on this site because I appreciate your passion and dedication to your job and family. You’ve always struck me as a good guy based on what I see and I appreciate you helping the ratio of shittiness in our gender

Another talented and funny mutual is @sheev.calamitousintent.com I’m thankful to have met on the Skyline this year. Definitely brighten my online spaces with your posts and reposts. Hope that this is only the start of running in the same online circles

A person thankful to meet through BlueSky is @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social. I appreciate your energy and presence on my timeline. It sucks that people are being weird to you because you deserve nothing beyond kindness. Hope you remain part of my Skyline for as long as I’m stuck here

Thankful to find newer mutuals like @ycdtosm.bsky.social. Your feed is just the perfect mix of chaos of humor that makes my Skyline a place I idle away the hours on. Thanks for keeping my social media addiction strong

Waylon Smithers talking to Monty Burns outside of the Shinning Hotel. He is asking Burns: “Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe provoking anger in social media is what will cause society to go insane?”

Burns holds his fist to his mouth and looks pensive before responding, “hmmm. Perhaps. Tell youngest: we come back and everyone’s slaughter, I owe you a coke.”

Some of you are legitimately funny
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope

Long time moot over multiple platforms in @niceandinnocent.bsky.social but apart from being a steady and humorous presence have also always enjoyed getting to live vicariously through your hijinks. Thank you for making my Skyline a more interesting place.

A newer mutual @betty-cocker.bsky.social but thankful our paths cross. The fun stuff in my Skyline is a welcome addition. I feel a little less bad repeating this after a few days but you’re damn funny. I also enjoy the occasional sincere posting. Hope that you will become one of those familiar names

on the off chance anyone has an xtra $1300 kick it this way yeah

I’m thankful for followers like @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social because I agree #DadJokes needs to be a thing. I should lean that way more in my humor and play to my strengths as opposed to trying to hang with the cool kids. Librarians are also inherently cool people.

I’m thankful for followers like @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social. I need more red haired trickster goddesses who love Star Trek because they are worth a hundred normie followers.

Oh @mediumhollow.bsky.social I’m so thankful that you made it over from the hellsite. You are such an enjoyable presence in my Skyline when I see you beyond your job as mayor wrangler that I think was our introduction over back on the hellsite. I just think you are a cool dude.

The @hontdog.bsky.social is one of those moots that doesn’t require some digging to do this. I’m thankful to have you around and hope this account is here to stay. Now more than ever you will be my Senator.

So back at it here and left off at @theinsaticritic.bsky.social and well first will thank you for feeding my ego with being a mutual. I also appreciate your artwork in a time where human artistry is so under threat. Even if it wasn’t important, you are quite talented and brightens my timeline.

When I was 20 and she was 19, my best friend asked me why I go on. I said because I want to see what happens tomorrow. That made her smile. I think about that moment a lot

YouTube video by Cecil Fuller DICK VAN DYKE TV SHOW INTRO

and of course I had to pull up this banger (haha)

Hi 👋

Seymour Skinner [sighs] and says “I’m a silly man. A small, silly man.” The image is cropped so we don’t know if he is on a podium or not.

This might be the most any account I’ve created has achieved tbh

I’m not too proud to admit that I like to hit numbers because this is more fun with interaction/audience. Have never gotten to the point where large enough to find it annoying yet probably helps

Waiting for people to notice how many times I just post nonsensical phrases that only sound funny in my head

Submissive sublimation

correct alt: neither on a podium nor at a lectern