There are lots of Mike Masnicks. It doesn't mean that this is our Mike Masnick.

Donald Trump's anti-woke agenda.

@mmasnick.bsky.social can we get a ruling?

I have a follow-up question. Did you sign with an auto pen?

Wrong! The only appropriate music to accompany that video is Yackety Sax.

He's third in line, unless you consider Vance to be the current president.

All of the above.

Have you met RFK, jr.?

Does this man know anyone who is NOT a pedophile?

Ever notice that none has ever seen @kenwhite.bsky.social and @nytpitchbot.bsky.social at the same place and time...

Have you seen this?
bsky.app/profile/pope...

It's not the sick burn you think it is when you've been repeatedly accused of fecal incontinence.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has just won the Dumbbell Piece Prize.

Not all heros wear capes.

It only makes your voice horse.

Emissions?! Pull my finger.

I hope they make his neck waddle bigger.

You can't have an IQ 187. Because of the standard error inherent in the testing, IQ must be expressed as a range. So I am willing to believe he has an IQ of 1 to 187, at the 99th confidence interval.

I remember when they said Obama was only eloquent because of his teleprompter and not because of his preternatural élan.

Wait, wasn't he the guy who handed Trump the presidency in 2016?!

Sixteen Million Dollars Dollars...

Oh, oh, I know this one. He's bad at math?

Ooooh, I'm gonna tell your mom.

* The Inexcusable Athwarts.

Can you shout "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

I have the classic one

You can't unsee this.

Who else completed that last word "...on?"

I am pretty sure antifascism has been the stated policy of the United States since July 4, 1776.

New captcha just dropped. Please click on all the images which are NOT Donald Trumps signature.