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Tired: GOP
Wired: COPE

13.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Like any conspiracy theory, one cannot make Q(ahwaj) Hanan make sense. ;-)

13.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stares in George Soros

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Email Lady underestimated the number of deplorables

13.02.2026 12:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A toilet-licking one, which not even Dahmer or Bundy had a fetish about.

13.02.2026 10:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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13.02.2026 10:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe electing a reality show president wasnt such a great idea

13.02.2026 10:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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13.02.2026 09:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tldr - in Trump’s America, “free speech” means being able to say a hard-r in public

13.02.2026 09:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I heard he just pissed his pants ;-)

13.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bonnie and Clod

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12.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you have to repeat the punchline.

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Paul Blart, Mall Nazi

12.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is a big difference between masturbation and actually having to satisfy someone else, and this boy is the poster child.

12.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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12.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Me about to watch Cardi B seriously dogwalk ICE

12.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Didnt take long to reach the “LLMs are the n****rs of the world” stage of the Apocalypse.

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Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles

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Baghdad Blondie, the cheapest AG $25k ever bought.

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When Tom Homan -- TOM HOMAN -- is the best you can do for "good cop", hoo boy.

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The Dow is at $50,000 🤡

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TBF, Bezos doesn’t exactly give off alpha energy

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