R.K. Smith

twinsies!

photo of a baddie in brown pants and a black cutoff stern army member shirt

same baddie showing off the back of the shirt with a big stern army logo and a bigger ass

did some slight modifications to my stern army member shirt

just did a test fit of my halloween costume and i fear i may be becoming too powerful

it’s a little lighter than a real one, but it has enough heft to feel pretty real. i’m also super impressed at how accurate the tactile feel of everything is. the way the cartridge clicks into the back and even the select and start buttons have that hard rubber mushy give to them

insides of the super mario land lego cartridge

insides of the lego game boy

insides of the zelda lego cartridge with a lego watch battery

finished lego game boy and a cartridge on display stands

partner got me the lego game boy, I’m very selective about lego sets since I feel like they could easily dominate your decor, but this one gets my approval. love that the zelda cartridge even has the watch battery for game saves

i promise louisville has gotten better since that whole zombies and nuclear radiation thing

photo of the final 4 from the latest seawitches pinball tournament, I’m on the right with a big smile

love this photo from the latest seawitches tournament, never used to smile like this pre-transition. all my poses for photos before were either drenched in detached irony or had a tinge of existential dread

girl same, I’m at 2 1/2 years and feels like only recently my boobs have really started growing. don’t see myself being able to afford da big booba anytime soon, so I’m just gonna have to wait and see if genetics kicks in while I try to improve my money situation

got second place at the seawitches pinball tournament today, i am in fact human

you already know I’m down 😎

further proof dolls are telepathic, I had popeyes last night and ya must’ve picked up on the frequency

really wanna get a job at twin peaks so i can take orders dressed as sexy dale cooper aka dale cooper

YouTube video by Cap34567 Hard-hitting analysis

this video constantly pops up in my head

work has officially forced me to shift into Fuck This™ mode, anytime I see a customer looking at our food I’m gonna tell them it sucks and they shouldn’t waste their money here

cool cool cool, work decided I didn’t put in enough hours recently, so they suddenly decided to take away my vacation days I had in the bank. fuck this place, this shit should be illegal

got a massage today and I knew I was in good hands when I saw they were wearing Chucky crocs

This feels more like a threat than a fortune

post u from a different era

(i still have the cape)

[Said with the tone of a dinosaur appliance from The Flintstones] “It’s a living”

Had to leave my mark on the terf machine

up past midnight working on a wig for my Halloween costume and I think I’ve officially crossed the line into cosplaying

Concert last night was so fucking good, a mosh pit opened up and I ran across the room to jump into it like I was at a royal rumble

I am the dew lord Bajamet, crusher of cans

Me drinking a Baja Blast Mountain Dew with Baja Blast colored eyes

drank 2 much Baja Blast

they call the flavor umami cuz tasting it makes u say “oooh mommy~”

Thank you! Little kids tend to be brutally honest with their opinions, so I took it as very high praise

That’d be a pretty good mental game strat during a tournament, just start throwing compliments at me and turn me into a giggly mess lol

During pinball league someone’s little girl nervously came up to me to say they thought I was pretty and it was so sweet I almost cried 😭

I’m just a girl who enjoys the simple pleasures, like burping the alphabet and making armpit farts

Me on the Ohio river waterfront being all cute in a trans flag mesh top and shorts

Why are all the hot girls from this country 🏳️‍⚧️?