Chris A. 🦃

hell yeah! whatcha drinkin?

you know that's a valid question and I can see where you would get that idea, but regrettably, no, it is simply a beer you drink in the shower

a can of Buckeye peanut butter chocolate stout from Market Garden Brewery

a shower beer? in this economy? doesn't seem very responsible but we're hardly responsible people are we

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dude that Irish Omelet is calling to me

a waffle with banana slices and whipped cream

looking at this like Trump looks at Zohran

a menu showing the selection of waffles at Akron's Wally Waffle. it's too small to transcribe the entire page but the Elvis has peanut butter and bacon in the batter and is topped with banana, honey, and whipped cream

ordering the Elvis if you even care

I know a lot of you here on Bluesky are not sports people so I think this has flown under the radar but Kirk Herbstreit is reaching Paul Rudd levels of "how has this guy not aged a day in thirty years?"

This Year’s Holiday Display at Stan Hywet in Akron, Ohio

have you met them personally? like, do you think maybe going over with a plate of cookies and making a polite request could work? if I found out something I was doing was keeping my neighbors awake, I'd be mortified and extremely willing to make adjustments but I know a lot of people are assholes

that is so obnoxious. get a big dog or something, don't make your paranoia everybody on the block's problem

I'm 100% convinced they've got enough dirt on her that she didn't have a choice

damn you mean one of the most easily blackmailed pawns on the board was blackmailed into leaving the game? the hell you say. anyway good riddance

typos happen, no worries

can we sort of amend this to be more broad than headlights? does my elderly neighbor actually NEED a porch light that can be seen from the International Space Station or is he just scared because he saw a black Amazon driver drop off a package on his Ring cam?

I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”

- AJ Soprano, 1999

the initial one I made was way more horny than this but I'm trying not to be crass, there are ladies frequenting this joint

don't mind if I do

Zohran could end this nightmare right now by pointing at Stephen Miller and telling Trump "we don't like him"

yeah I cannot imagine becoming a community pariah because I was expecting McDonald's to operate with the same efficiency as a five star Michelin restaurant but it takes all kinds I guess

I watched the video and it was both shocking and somehow completely on brand so I think she was always awful and I just never noticed because she was never awful to me personally and 20 year old me was very stupid and not perceptive

I talk a lot of cash money shit online to bigots and it probably will come back to bite my ass one day but at least I'll never be caught on video berating a developmentally disabled fast food worker & have to resign from my job over it like a girl I used to run around with after high school just did

yeah I don't even really DISLIKE him as a human being, he's an idiot but a relatively benign and affable one, but my God he's got just sone of the worst takes I've ever heard consistently come from one person (fortunately the bulk of them relate to sports and are forgiveable)

friendly reminder that it's possible to simultaneously appreciate Bill for creating The Ringer media empire while also acknowledging that he's a giant fucking doofus with really awful opinions about a plurality of things and you don't need to accept his word about anything as gospel

a man in a blue suit is giving a thumbs up ALT: a man in a blue suit is giving a thumbs up

nobody in the game today is doing character acting better than Walton Goggins

extremely metal tbh

that air freshener though 🤌🤌

oh that suuuuucks, hope you start feeling better soon