Chris A. 🦃

well, that's a dreadful thought, and probably pretty close to what will happen

finally facing justice for decades of sexually harassing Kermit 😤

it is however a promising sign of which way the winds are blowing?

🤌🤌🤌

a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza . Alt: a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .

logging in after two hours of touching grass and trying to see what's happening with the Bluesky gaming community

it was so good and went so far under the radar

I hope this gets the same level of DLC support (or even more) as Shredder's Revenge. they can have me spending money on new characters for this until I die

the promotional art (probably the cover art? idk) for Marvel Cosmic Invasion, featuring Annihlus dead center flanked by Wolverine, Nova, Phyla-Vell, Spider-Man, Storm, Captain America, and Venom

one week from today 🤗

dismayed to realize I'm reaching a point where I'm going to Sheetz enough for the iced coffee that a couple of the cashiers are beginning to react like when Norm walks into Cheers

shortly before I left Twitter a dude openly threatened to sexually assault my daughters and when I reported it I got the same response. no consistency to the TOS at all over there, just vibes (not like the moderation here is significantly better but still)

oh you are in for a TREAT

awwww buddy! hope all is well and the fish are soothing, keep us posted

a very real picture of a movie theater screen that says "Glinda and Dorothy will return in: Avengers Doomsday"

hell yeah brother

(technically I'm not actually "slamming" margs and I'm only drinking one ahead of taking the daughters to see the new Wicked movie but if the news breaks while we're here I'm getting a pitcher, I will go to Wicked blackout drunk and happy I do not care)

I am slamming margs in a Chili's right now just in case you guys wanna manifest the funniest possible thing happening

lmaooo I love it, hope she's doing better now!

ah great she's coming out of retirement for one last grift

why is my local affiliate (Cleveland area) showing the Giants-Lions game instead of the Steelers-Bears? it's probably better long-term for my mental health to not watch Mason Rudolph play but I'm still mad as hell about this

Red Squirrel Studios

a squirrel just showed up and absolute bedlam broke out

a TV showing birds eating seed off a stone formation. three cats sit underneath, watching in a hypnotic state. one of standing on her back legs for a closer view

found this YouTube channel that's just a livestream of someone's set up where they feed the birds and it's the most exciting thing to happen to these idiots in months. it's the MCU for indoor cats

hell yeah! whatcha drinkin?

you know that's a valid question and I can see where you would get that idea, but regrettably, no, it is simply a beer you drink in the shower

a can of Buckeye peanut butter chocolate stout from Market Garden Brewery

a shower beer? in this economy? doesn't seem very responsible but we're hardly responsible people are we

Hello beautiful people 👋🏼

I decided to take everyone’s advice and continue to post my donation links every Friday. I want to thank you guys again for all the support. I love you guys so damn much 🫶🏼🫂

venmo.com/u/kencrudix

cash.app/$kencrudix7

PayPal - kencrudix@proton.me

dude that Irish Omelet is calling to me

a waffle with banana slices and whipped cream

looking at this like Trump looks at Zohran

a menu showing the selection of waffles at Akron's Wally Waffle. it's too small to transcribe the entire page but the Elvis has peanut butter and bacon in the batter and is topped with banana, honey, and whipped cream

ordering the Elvis if you even care

I know a lot of you here on Bluesky are not sports people so I think this has flown under the radar but Kirk Herbstreit is reaching Paul Rudd levels of "how has this guy not aged a day in thirty years?"