Asequinepaulet

I’m like 90% sure Jean-Paul Sartre said “hell is other people” because he had a fever-future dream about LinkedIn

Bring on the gingerbread himbos

Helluva movie. Rufio

Death to Smoochy. We love and miss you, Rainbow fuckin Randolph.

This feels lonely but beautiful, love your text description as well

Humanity’s most useless, wasteful and fraud ridden creation having a bad time lately.

If the trend continues, I may just believe the earth is attempting to heal itself

Stands to reason

Sounds like a fun pet poject

How on earth will I do my orange based face contour now

Is this a shoe or is it the hybrid love child of a custard donut and some perv

#dafuqfashion

Fuck a duck, earth is out of control

I hope having AI insert garbo linkedin-level corpospeak into every facet our lives spurs a return to the authenticity of the early internet. I want customer service to be a human who feels empowered to call me a bitch

A bitch can dream~

🧠🧠

Detective Dr. shartman

It’s a tower of bullshit built upon bullshit

Asking my husband to get a vasectomy reversal rn so we can roll with Ultimecia

Chudler’s Chud Shop

my judgement & contempt for anyone still supporting the NYT at this point is equivalent to anyone still using X

We need more shenanigans

Did you see that republicans are calling her “satanic Betty bop” with that exact spelling? Legend

is that how the timeline fractured?!

Yessss! I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of “I’m sick of your shit, mom” face

Taken by my very talented bestie an eternity ago:

Sacre bleu

This took me on a lovely journey of laughter and eye rolling