Dear Mariners,

We don’t need this drama.

Signed,
fans

PS Anyone have the Venmo for the Etsy Witch?

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

Our corner of war ravaged Portland

Things Portland is currently ravaged by:

Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards

Things Portland is not ravaged by:

War

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Here are three photos of places that have been described as "war-ravaged": Ukraine, Gaza, Portland. See if you can guess which city someone is lying about.

Hollywood farmers market

Your war correspondent on the ground in battle-ravaged inner northeast Portland

War-ravaged Portland

Swimmers taking a break from dodging bullets in the streets of Portland.

a sign that says keep portland weird is behind a robot on a bike Alt: a sign on a building in large letters says “ keep portland weird” while a man rides a unicycle around stupid AT Walker replica (Star Wars reference)

War ravaged Portland 🤡

The War Torn Streets of
Portland Oregon.

The POTUS has declared War on over 50% of this country. We Are All Portland.

Time is up
Fuck This Nightmare

Portland's International Rose Test Garden

"War ravaged Portland"

Meanwhile, in War Ravaged Portland:

Good morning from war ravaged Portland everyone!

War ravaged Portland

a fake touristic poster of Portland that says "visit... war-ravaged Portland"

Visit... War-Ravaged Portland

War ravaged Portland.

War-ravaged Portland

War Ravaged Portland #wartorn

“War ravaged Portland”

Why are folks mad at the working mom with kids on Medicaid and SNAP rather than companies like Walmart that refuse to pay her a living wage and provide health insurance?

The L.A. protesters have really gone too far this time… 🌼

Seems like a good day to tell the story of how one woman with a drum ignited an event that took down a monarchy. #NoKings

It's the morning of October 5, 1789. Paris.

A market full of women, buying bread.

The price of bread was so high people spent between 70-80% of their income on food. 1/

BREAKING: This ain’t a protest.
This is a reckoning. Raleigh, NC is flooding the streets with one message: ICE is a violent gang.

Trump is a fascist thug.
And if you stand with either—you’re a fucking enemy.

HIPAA?

I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?

Budapest Memorandum - Wikipedia

We are the ones BETRAYING THE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE. In 1994 Ukraine gave up its nuclear weapons and naval fleet in exchange for a guarantee of sovereignty and protection in a treaty with the US, Russia, UK & France. Russia broke the treaty when it invaded in 2014 & 2022.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budapes...