Billiam‽

Have you tried to listen to the Marconi Union album Weightless Part II?

It's on spotify, pandora, and youtube that I've found. and when I play it after I'm in bed, I am typically asleep with 10-15 minutes at the longest

My 7th grade social studies teacher was a cool butch lesbian who kind of looked like Dennis Leary and she once told us "the more you know, the more jokes you get" and needless to say she really made an impression on me

YouTube video by DarksideFlame WELCOME TO HELL - Tales From The Hood 2 (1080p)

Everyone make sure to have the Keith David welcome to hell clip handy, just in case you need it

hehe... I'm also a bearded guy 🤣

I just watched that episode, and said "hey! that's not an Asimov quote!"

Got to kiss a pretty girl in my dream last night so I’ve got that going for me.

I enjoy drinking water, and that guy is hella dehydrated.

alright.

*lays down on the tracks*

that's good, girl (complimentary)

I suspect you're talking about ramen...

(I'm super good at context clues.)

Jackie Daytona saying it’s time to get the fuck out of here in a cowboy hat and jacket

Me as soon as soon I get overstimulated at a function:

a little girl is standing next to a monster from monsters inc. Alt: a little girl is standing next to a monster from monsters inc. Boo and Sully hugging

Take care of Froggher plz.

Beer expert/ judge from episode 2 season 14 of King of the Hill. Holding his hand up by his face. Looks like an animated version of OP

So apparently someone working on the new King of the Hill has met/ seen me before... or some other weird shit cause this is me with lighter hair. Same body build and the same style of red glasses that I wear most often.

the older i get, oh fuck no.

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The duality of emily (complimentary)

Empathy & compassion to both you and every version of you it took to get to this point :)

Still kind of upset that I had to change my beloved Stage Name of "Big, Beautiful Bill".

why do they call it a "dynasty"? cause so.many of the leaders die nasty YEAHHHHHhhHHH

Oh deer.

Meme showing Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen from the movie 40 Year Old old Virgin. Text: Do you know how I know you're cheating? You go to Coldplay concerts.

My contribution

Isaac Asimov on, "If God is Dead, Everything is Permitted?"

Good news! I'm working for the month!
Neutral news, between driving cross country and work prior to this current job. I really haven't had a moment to doom scroll social media.

Sorry if anyone misses me during this employed times.

This is also how I go thru life at this point

So good!!

One of these days I want to put together a lesson on how to negotiate a deal/contract/etc. I'm a freelancer, I've been a freelance for decades, and I'm pretty good at learning lessons from movies.
Jaws, The Dark Knight, Boiler Room and many others I quote.
Then there's Sinners: at least 5 lessons.

Such a green flash, Jay Gatsby started following you.

*sung to the tune of Behind Blue Eyes by The Who*

microdosing a nap by blinking slower