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Slightly wonky shokupan

12 years today of being my best friend

Castlevania 2 text box that says "fuuuuuck dude i was gonna go to bed early tonight but no!! fucking curse".

I had whooping cough last year. Broke two ribs and was coughing for four months, I can't imagine what it must be like seeing your baby go through that.

he could be a movie star

A great thread round-up from Dr Ingrid of science and other confirmed evidence of extraordinarily accurately recorded history preserved for untold generations by Aboriginal Torres Strait Islander stories, song, dance and instruction.

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

Rachel got me a blåhaj

#⏰🐘🧵

I’m pretty sure someone just yelled “queer” at me from the back window of a yank tank. Well spotted, I look exactly like this

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Good job, everyone! You didn't listen to sex workers when we were pleading with you to please listen to us, and now we're here, where someone will have a picture of your face indicating that you're trying to jack off, and you can't sell porn games anywhere anymore.

Australia Game Jam where you need to make a game about or set in Australia but you’re not allowed to feature:
-Crocodile Dundee figures
-Mad Max wastelands
-Poisonous creatures

Former Eagle Mitch Brown becomes first openly bisexual male player in AFL’s history The former West Coast player has described a culture and environment of “hypermasculinity” within the AFL that made questioning his sexuality impossible.

No, it shouldn't have to be a big deal, but it is. Particularly after recent events. Huge plaudits to Mitch Brown for this, let's hope it changes the landscape significantly.

an instagram post by thedailyaus, with the text heading "I played in the AFL for 10 years, and I'm a bisexual man" and subheading "Former West Coast player Mitch Brown has become the first openly bisexual man in the AFL's 129-year history. there is a photo of Mitch Brown in a West Coast Eagles guernsey holding a football

a crowd of people dressed as Mario and Luigi, context unknown

it’s-a me, and me, and me, and me, and

a stack of slightly messily folded burritos

meal prep

2 greyhounds, one with a fawn coat and the other with a black coat, looking in different directions showing where they each want to go. They are tied together with a bungee lead and are currently either side of a tree, both being held back by the tension from the other dog trying to go the other way around the tree.

Inside of you are two dogs

They're both stupid

Milfs Milf

United States, Census, 1920

loud booing

We’re lock screen posting? This is the equivalent of the photo in the locket

it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught

Bye, weird fruit! You were fun!

corporations on july 1st:

made muffins tonight. was explaining to my partner how you get a good round top on muffins, and she pointed at me and said "round top"