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Germany’s Merz blasts ‘lost’ US leadership and says global order ‘no longer exists’ Chancellor Friedrich Merz confirms discussions underway on a European nuclear deterrent, at speech in Munich.

This is really a hell of a read: www.politico.eu/article/germ...

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some Public Service Journalism: I took that Minnesota judge's pdf list of court orders that ICE violated, found all the cases on CourtListener and linked to the dockets reason.com/2026/01/30/j...

That clip is so good. Also, gah, I cannot imagine the pressure of performing a legendary song in front of the legends who created it.

Catherine O’Hara, ‘Schitt’s Creek’ and ‘Home Alone’ Star, Dies at 71 Catherine O'Hara, a legendary Hollywood actor known for her roles in 'Schitt's Creek' and 'Home Alone,' has died. She was 71.

Damnit.

variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Children in ICE Detention Skyrocket in Trump’s Second Term With a six-fold jump in children in detention, advocates allege harrowing conditions are putting kids’ lives at risk.

The number of children in ICE detention on a given day has skyrocketed, jumping more than sixfold since the start of the second Trump administration. We analyzed data obtained by the Deportation Data Project and found that ICE held around 170 children on an average day under Trump.

Hey so that’s a headline you don’t love to see

This is all so good and on-point and THIS PART in particular

"Contrary to the 'wine moms' trope, these parents say their efforts are a natural, if unfortunate, extension of the ways in which school-based groups normally attempt to fill gaps."

You know things are crummy when even the text spam/scam folks are using offers of jobs and friendship as bait.

Minneapolis Live Updates: Man Killed by Federal Agents Was Holding a Phone, Not a Gun

Please note that NYT is leading with what the videos show, not the lies from the feds. This is what every news organization should be doing. This is how you cover a government that lies as it breathes. https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/us/minneapolis-shooting-ice

Death of Cuban Detainee in El Paso ICE Facility Is Ruled a Homicide

Death of man detained in El Paso ICE facility is ruled a homicide: the county medical examiner said the man, Geraldo Lunas Campos, was asphyxiated and restrained by law enforcement. Fed officials had cited medical distress then later called his death a suicide.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u...

Right. But it would be funny to shout “WITELF!” bc it sounds like shaking one’s fist at the elf, Wit.

I MIGHT BE A LITTLE SLAP HAPPY TODAY

“What the fuck” isn’t even close to cutting it anymore. We need new ways to express the higher tiers of what the fuckedness. Even wtaf isn’t strong enough. We need new and improved industrial strength wtf.

You know what, this email I got today is better without any backstory.

It looks slightly better in the rendering of it lit up at night, like a spaceship-White House mashup, but my first thought was “metal Pringle.”

It really is!

Okay I missed that GWAR detail but THANK YOU for being the reason I googled that 🙏

Like, let a bitch read about some adaptogenic mocktails without a fucking sales pitch for a dozen shitty $100 pre-mixes I’d never buy and am probably allergic to anyway, for the holy sake of fuck.

Bah, search is so shitty and consumerist. Looking for a recipe and not only is it buried, but buried under ads, sponsored content that’s really an ad, shitty AI, and influencer content clearly written by AI. (“…it’s not THIS, not THIS or THIS. It’s THIS”) Fuck this to the moon and back. Honestly.

Suspect arrested after a fire destroys the only synagogue in Jackson, Mississippi, 6 decades after a KKK bombing | CNN A fire tore through Beth Israel, the only synagogue in Jackson, Mississippi, on Saturday, leaving the congregation forced to rebuild from the ashes — again.

I visited this place and its small, lovely congregation of folks many years ago out on book tour. Really sorry to see this, and some of the miserable, hateful comments about it today 💔

www.cnn.com/2026/01/11/u...

California is completely drought-free for the first time in a quarter-century. Inside the remarkable turnaround. After experiencing one of the wettest holiday season on record, still soggy California hit a major milestone this week — having zero areas of abnormal dryness for the first time in 25 years.

California is completely drought free for the first time in a quarter century! www.latimes.com/california/s...

Not even a week into the new year and already admonished a man so hard (read: merely pointed out his folly) that he removed himself from my corner of the internet 😂

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Yes it does! I think it was the single n in año that had me thinking the Italian anno was wrong. Either way I won’t be making that mistake again.

WARNING: WE SWEAR A LOT AND PAM’S LAUGH IS A DELIGHT 👇

a bald man in a red uniform with a star trek logo on his chest . ALT: a bald man in a red uniform with a star trek logo on his chest .

I work w a lot of folks in Italy and here’s a pro-tip:

When signing an email to a person in Italy this time of year, it is VERY IMPORTANT to remember that in “Buon Anno,” there are two n's in "anno."

I may or may not have just wished someone "buon ano" which means "good anus" 😂

The GenX eldergoth urge to get into it w folks about which songs Roger O’Donnell recorded and which ones Perry Bamonte recorded and why Instagram music choice matters for accuracy on their Bamonte memorial posts today but also the GenX eldergoth urge to say fuck it let’s play good Cure songs

Just because today is Festivus, doesn’t mean the day needs to try so hard to hand out additional grievances to be aired.

“I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it!” fb.watch/EaToj53t7i/?...

This absolute banger is like feminist rage and Gogol Bordello went to a Ren Faire and I am here for it