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Professional procrastinator (He/Him)

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And thatโ€™s the theme tune now stuck in my head for the rest of the dayโ€ฆ

04.08.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Failed the first test with the tradesman in the house today because I have no interest in football.

04.08.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Britainโ€™s MPs charge VPNs to expenses as minister urges caution Technology Secretary Peter Kyle appeared to suggest that VPN use could put children at risk.

Oh LMAO Brit MPs after voting through identity restrictions on adult sites are using VPNs to avoid it

And billing this in expenses..

www.politico.eu/article/brit...

03.08.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Gang's All Here

02.08.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Thoroughly enjoying Ned Beaumanโ€™s Venomous Lumpsucker so far. Bleakly hilarious and prescient, this paragraph in particular really stands out.

02.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Art by โ€ข Plastiboo

11.12.2024 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 391    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Warhammer fiction would never dare.

02.08.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The realisation Iโ€™m rapidly approaching middle age rearing itโ€™s ugly head as evidenced by how excited I was upon discovering Mountain Warehouse is having a massive sale.

02.08.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Editor: You get those photos of Kermit and Miss Piggy for that Read poster?

Photographer: Sure did boss, real-

Editor: And they better NOT be โ€œreal fuckin sexyโ€ like that Elliott Gould and Grover debacle!

Photographer: *sweating*

02.08.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ummโ€ฆ

02.08.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We have reached our goal of 100 backers and there are still two days left, so you can have this solo game with 38% sale! ๐Ÿค–
www.thegamecrafter.com/crowdsale/el...

#alien #hellraiser #davidlynch #startrek #starwars #lovecraft #cthulhumythos #cthulhu #scifi #scifihorror #horror #survival #exploration

02.08.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Editor: You get those photos of Kermit and Miss Piggy for that Read poster?

Photographer: Sure did boss, real-

Editor: And they better NOT be โ€œreal fuckin sexyโ€ like that Elliott Gould and Grover debacle!

Photographer: *sweating*

02.08.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely not being hyperbolic when I say 10 years of Frostgrave > 10 years of AoS

01.08.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A fucking miniature painting art-supply company advertising using AI generated slop? Yeah, I ainโ€™t touching anything by Vallejo with a bargepole.

01.08.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Elric with a goblet of wine in his hand > Elric with Stormbringer in his hand.

31.07.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it .

Them: Are youโ€ฆ are you listening to AFI?!

Me:

31.07.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Closed down community hubs for vulnerable people re-opened by former staff Northampton legend Alan Moore has donated cash to the team to get the hubs up and running again.

My wonderful amazing dad doing what he always does. โค๏ธ

29.07.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 649    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
Introducing Harris | Combat Sheep | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios Introducing Harris | Combat Sheep | BBC Studios

Who else remembers the Rottentrolls and Jim Jam Ya Hah

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWkl...

28.07.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To this day still I tell everyone who has the misfortune of being with me whenever I visit Brimham Rocks that this is where Roger and the Rottentrolls was filmed.

28.07.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Quite chuffed with how this Elite Zealot came out, particularly his energy sword.

#HaloFlashpoint #Halo #Mantic #ManticGames #PaintingMiniatures #MiniaturePainting

28.07.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NEW RELEASES!!! Available at Ramshackle Games ....realms of chaos inspired Chaos dwarf champion with deer head mutation and his pet flying vampire squirrel of chaos !!!! A small but deadly duo

shop.ramshacklegames.co.uk/70-sprue-gob...

#tabletopminiatures #tabletopwargames #miniaturesculpture

26.07.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Basically a Naโ€™vi then?

28.07.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phrenology but itโ€™s how people park their cars.

28.07.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: I would like to get somewhere reliably and on time, please.

Tyne and Wear Metro: *laughs* No.

28.07.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia

write to your MPs.

26.07.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6308    ๐Ÿ” 4142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 330
Dagmar 28mm at Sutton hoo

Dagmar 28mm at Sutton hoo

Hooray!

26.07.2025 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I decided to pay an advertising company ยฃ250,000 to come up with a new logo for Heresy's 25th anniversary next April. Incredible result! Here's the before and after!

Buy something so I can put this ๐Ÿ’ฉ into action
heresyminiatures.com/discounts
heresyminiatures.etsy.com

26.07.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i CANNOT stop watching this

25.07.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12760    ๐Ÿ” 2703    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 706    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1410
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There was going to be a Spice Girls anime, but they cancelled it. We were fucking ROBBED.

25.07.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2999    ๐Ÿ” 970    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 185

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