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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Alright, I’m gonna be in Edinburgh for a bit, can anyone recommend any good comic book or hobby shops in the city centre I can check out?

State of this dipshit and their Uknite the Realm x @morkborg.com crossover t-shirt. (It’s me, I’m the dipshit)

Look at this lad! Absolutely living his best life. No regrets about getting back in the sea.

So… has Green Stuff like now become the new Bitcoin?

It’s utter madness imagining the time we’re all going to now waste having to prove we’re capable of coherently stringing sentences together and using “big” words.

Hilariously hearing about people at work who abhor AI now being pulled up and questioned about stuff they’ve written because it’s scored high on an AI checker when in reality it’s just been competently written and the checker seems to work on the basis we’re already smooth-brained idiots.

It’s been raining for like 3 weeks straight but you’re the one giving me funny looks for wearing my waterproof trousers whilst you’re stood there in blue jeans that are almost black from being so sodden.

Who among us hasn’t entered a bar and immediately done so?

We all know what he says but this is what I will *always* hear:

Spiceworld (1997)

The eldest casually dropping one of the most hilariously demotivating images I’ve seen for a while:

I can’t think of Wes Streeting as anything other than a Poundland JD Vance.

I hate how much I’m finding out about amazing hidden gems near me from the worst people I know (influencers).

Some art to un-curse the timeline

Four decades I’ve now strode this Earth. Got some cool shit to show for it too!

Immensely proud moment as a parent upon seeing this in the eldest’s workbook at parents evening.

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

UNFRIENDLY REMINDER:

Chaos undivided armies should be an excruciatingly eye-bleeding visual cacophony of colours and styles and textures and not just black with gold trim. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

Went and installed Titanfall 2 again.

Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

I often find myself torn between immediately shaving off my beard because of just how fucking aware of it I am but also calming myself and deriving immense satisfaction from stroking it as if it’s a small furry animal.

Painted resin swamp beast miniature

Painted resin swamp beast miniature

Painted resin swamp beast miniature

Painted resin swamp beast miniature

I painted up my latest sculpt from my HarrowHyrst range (available from Footsore miniatures and Games) it was a lot of fun! Really enjoying playing around with the colours :-)

I don’t think there’s been a single day in 2026 so far where I’ve remained dry after stepping outside.

I would like it to stop raining now. Please.

Fingers crossed we’ll see him appear in Avengers: Doomsday!

Yes, as you might have guessed, the car has failed its MOT.