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Professional procrastinator (He/Him)

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it's called the Horus Heresy

15.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œimmigrants need an A level standard of English but the children must be taught to write e-mails in chatGPT” is labour policy, summed up

15.10.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of my favourite old marine sculpts and a joy to paint!

15.10.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Same energy

14.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing I’ve got to say on this whole book discourse is that book covers need to go back to being a whole lot hornier.

14.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Immediately heard Heyyey play in my head upon seeing that awesome Prince Adam!

14.10.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think so much of the tastes of British comic book readers of a certain age can be laid at the feet of these guys publishing both 2000 AD and Sonic the Comic at the same time.

14.10.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It should be illegal how much a quick black and white filter elevates a painted miniature.

13.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It should be illegal how much a quick black and white filter elevates a painted miniature.

13.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting the bony boys out for spooky season!

13.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Art by β€’ John Blanche

13.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 493    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."

JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

13.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6633    πŸ” 1110    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 16
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So my youngest found the only Hollow Knight/Silksong pin at the local market (from a table covered with *hundreds* of different counterfeit anime- and game-inspired pins) and now I am insanely jealous.

13.10.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think I could even bring myself to force Bilewater on my worst enemy.

12.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You actually don’t have to hand it to Donald Trump. You don’t have to give him credit for anything. He’s a horrible human being who has never known a day of suffering in his life. Nor does he care an ounce about the suffering of anybody else. Hope that helps.

10.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 734    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5
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Assorted art.
Call it content and I will drown you in slime.

09.10.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
a still from TRON (1982)

a still from TRON (1982)

a still from TRON (1982)

a still from TRON (1982)

a still from TRON (1982)

a still from TRON (1982)

Still from TRON (1982

Still from TRON (1982

I think what's impressive about TRON is that, visually, it's still so much more interesting than any of it's sequels. It's crazy that they tried update this digital world by making it as 'realistically rendered' as possible. It's a complete misunderstanding of the original's charm.

09.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1435    πŸ” 407    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 41
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Evergreen skeet

09.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big Trouble in the Food Court for Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland.

09.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he ageing in dog years?!

09.10.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You’ll forgive me being skeptical of the capabilities of AI when in 2025 I’m still getting targeted ads for promotions that are actually unavailable in my area.

09.10.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As always, it’s a shame Sean Lock isn’t still with us because he would have fucking annihilated Jimmy Carr for the performing at that Riyadh comedy festival.

08.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

08.10.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 25788    πŸ” 9795    πŸ’¬ 421    πŸ“Œ 178

I absolutely am the type of person who tries to handle everything with a spreadsheet.

08.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

06.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 19532    πŸ” 7397    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 376

Sleep paralysis demon but it sits on your face.

07.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walter White and Jesse pulling up in a mess of gleaming vats, pressure gauges and piping on four wheels called the Meth Laborghini.

06.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Modern TV shows are sorely lacking in custom-made cars like The Munsters had.

06.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

28.04.2023 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7684    πŸ” 1877    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 89

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