steve

Get used to this playbook again, America

1) Trump says something outrageous/stupid/dangerous

2) Dems say, "Geez that thing Trump said was outrageous/stupid/dangerous"

3) Fox News hits Dems for "melting down" while minimizing the outrageous/stupid/dangerous thing Trump said

There’s two of them 🤡

It's not enough to be right, you also have to be cool, or else you're just annoying

This is so important

I went on an unsubscribe spree this past week with all the Black Friday and cyber Monday emails. I shouldn’t have to ask tho

It should be illegal for a restaurant to add you to their newsletter just because you paid your tab on their Square

everyone raved about #Smile2 but I liked the first better… voss water ass movie

brat?????????

I will DM you that fast

damn, spongebob really stared down the barrel of the camera for this

First step is you have to stop posting about sports

The Mummy (1999)

There are no new songs?

Jesse Plemons is gonna win an Oscar some day and “how can that be profitable for Frito-Lay” will still be his greatest line read.

I hate a “see 13-down” ass crossword clue. Bitch if you don’t get your own identity

go back to where you came from

wears bald cap 😭

Is this the first gay discourse on here

Nice

enorme para nosotros

Unfortunately yes they do :(

Let the cesspool fester

The thing about Twitter versus Bluesky is that the right needs liberals on Twitter to make it feel worthwhile, whereas the left doesn’t need conservatives on Bluesky to make it feel worthwhile.

went to see what I missed on x yesterday and found swifties discovering that taylor is a con artist. frontal lobes developing

oh don’t worry the twitter gays are arriving you will soon be getting the opposite of an education on here

wow, drag me. me changing my handle from SteveIsSad on x to SteveRuns on Bluesky

oppress me king

We never have to go back to x

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands