Spooky Mulder

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

AI as the human centipede of content is the perfect analogy!

They are called writers

So what's been happening? I'm just waiting for the F1.

Reece Walsh scoring a try sends the terrible message that drinking from the dunny is good! #NRLGF

If you never want to age follow the Steve Martin program and get your white hair early on!

Watching this again and I think it's better than Goodfellas which was my favourite movie of all time.

“Europeans arrive”

Worst moment for any indigenous tribe or any youth hostel.

My brain is so cooked by the internet that when I saw the letters STD free I thought sexually transmitted disease free! Also, go Storm! #NRLGF

only a true visionary would know that "doing things" is harder than "thinking about doing things"

Every time I see a business closed I think, "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!"

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

sick of innovation now being confined to "app that breaks laws" or "software that clips tickets". we used to be a country that made things. i want to see real breakthroughs, like someone who invents pasta that cooks in 30 seconds

This is sex!

I know we were all haters but this shit is worse than you can imagine.

I guess that’s kind of the point. Manmade horrors beyond our comprehension. Except there isn’t even a train wreck attraction to any of this because none of it is real.

There are no stakes and no status to be gained.

when the barista at my favourite coffee shop sees me skulk past with a drink from another store

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

Watching the AFL pre-show stuff with Snoop and Australia does cringe better than most. This is so excruciating to watch. I'm dying from secondhand embarrassment.

The Super Mario Bros live action movie with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo should be ahead of citizen Kane in best movies all time lists and Dennis Hopper should've won a best actor Oscar as Koopa!

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.

No one is making you be a writer if you can’t do it and also don’t enjoy doing it. If you’re larping a job for clout I’d probably pick surgeon or Nobel prize winning diplomat, stealing valor for from isolated weirdos at their laptops is like shoplifting from the landfill.

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

My neighbour must be going through it because they're blasting my immortal by effervescence early on a Saturday morning.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

wow cooking is easier than i thought

Proof.

R/Titanic subreddit post: The iceberg that sank Titanic started as snowflakes falling in Greenland well over a thousand years ago. Imagine holding one in your hand, knowing it was destined to strike the Titanic

let this be your reminder that you too can kill nearly everyone aboard the Titanic if you just believe in yourself

guy watching children of men and going "awesome! a world for adults only!"

live your life so that when you die everyone talks about how hot you were and not how you were a hateful bigot