Jake Oblong

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For the longest time I thought people were saying “it’s a doggy dog World” & I always thought fuck ya sounds great

Bro i am constantly at odds with bathroom attendants because i dont want to talk to them or pay them and their job is to get me to do both of those things

Bart, this is your father. Do you know where the remote is?

Resisting comes in all forms. Here is a very creative one starting to pop up.

YouTube video by jake0blong Dusclops Sits On My Team - Jimcool Winter Classic Round 4 VS Bongmoodeus

New video up! Here’s my analysis of my matches against Bongmoodeus in round 4 of the Jimcool Winter Classic ADV OU tournament:

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Gulf of Mexico - Wikipedia

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Passage from Carl Sagan’s The Demon-Haunted World

Reposting as Sagan is so prescient from 30 years ago.

YouTube video by jake0blong Pokemon Is Exclusively About Skill - Jimcool Winter Classic Round 3 VS @Zpanther19

My most recent ADV tournament match against ZPanther:

youtu.be/0NDggJtbqjU?...

Today I learned that, while it may be somewhat disputed, many sources indicate that the “D” in “D-Day” stands FOR DAY. As best as I can tell, the ONLY reason it’s disputed is because every historian learns this and says “that can’t be right”, and then chooses to believe differently. Incredible.

Twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.

YouTube video by jake0blong Dumb (Yet Talented) Idiot Plays In Jimcool Winter Classic ADV Tournament - Rounds 1 & 2

If you’re into ADV OU content, check out my most recent matches in the Jimcool Winter Classic Tournament: youtu.be/UK98mvBOMmQ?...

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I’ve seen quite a few people on the timeline making fun of tiktok users jumping onto Bluesky. How about we don’t try to push a growing userbase away; Bluesky is the only social media not being controlled by billionaires and I’d really like it to grow and give them a run for their money

This paragraph is funny to people who currently play cards against humanity

Oh, fudge... That's broken.

Prediction for 2025: McDonalds will come out with a taco (combatting taco bell who is encroaching on the fry and nugget market). High probability of a “burger taco” type of deal that includes pickle and otherwise includes typical burger toppings which are already part of a taco.

A close up of a black cats face

"black cats aren't photogenic"

ok then explain this

SIMPLY HAVING A

While I was pulling for Balatro, Astrobot was an extremely fun and well polished experience. The fact that it’s a big Sony commercial is the worst thing about it but I think that the actual game more than makes up for that. Danger Dojo may be the best level I’ve played in a 3D platformer bar none.

I have "Fozzymandias" stuck in my head and have absolutely no idea whatsoever to do with it. "Look upon my works, ye mighty, and wokka wokka"? That's nothing. Infuriating.