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28.02.2025 02:19 β π 40594 π 8203 π¬ 4729 π 1223@jakeoblong.bsky.social
(He/Him) Lamenting the death of twitter while trying way too hard to be funny
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28.02.2025 02:19 β π 40594 π 8203 π¬ 4729 π 1223For the longest time I thought people were saying βitβs a doggy dog Worldβ & I always thought fuck ya sounds great
21.02.2025 15:41 β π 416 π 62 π¬ 33 π 3Bro i am constantly at odds with bathroom attendants because i dont want to talk to them or pay them and their job is to get me to do both of those things
20.02.2025 05:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bart, this is your father. Do you know where the remote is?
19.02.2025 19:58 β π 212 π 50 π¬ 1 π 2Resisting comes in all forms. Here is a very creative one starting to pop up.
19.02.2025 16:04 β π 26304 π 6596 π¬ 382 π 191New video up! Hereβs my analysis of my matches against Bongmoodeus in round 4 of the Jimcool Winter Classic ADV OU tournament:
youtu.be/SCflNiYo58o?...
Go to Google
Search "Gulf of Mexico"
Click the 3 little dots next to "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)"
Choose "Send feedback"
Click "Gulf of America"
Click "Inaccurate content"
Click "Incorrect"
Tell Google the correct name
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Passage from Carl Saganβs The Demon-Haunted World
Reposting as Sagan is so prescient from 30 years ago.
10.02.2025 17:37 β π 8321 π 2241 π¬ 190 π 129My most recent ADV tournament match against ZPanther:
youtu.be/0NDggJtbqjU?...
Today I learned that, while it may be somewhat disputed, many sources indicate that the βDβ in βD-Dayβ stands FOR DAY. As best as I can tell, the ONLY reason itβs disputed is because every historian learns this and says βthat canβt be rightβ, and then chooses to believe differently. Incredible.
06.02.2025 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
29.01.2025 14:01 β π 366 π 71 π¬ 3 π 4If youβre into ADV OU content, check out my most recent matches in the Jimcool Winter Classic Tournament: youtu.be/UK98mvBOMmQ?...
29.01.2025 02:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ball
27.01.2025 15:50 β π 7839 π 376 π¬ 68 π 15Iβve seen quite a few people on the timeline making fun of tiktok users jumping onto Bluesky. How about we donβt try to push a growing userbase away; Bluesky is the only social media not being controlled by billionaires and Iβd really like it to grow and give them a run for their money
19.01.2025 16:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This paragraph is funny to people who currently play cards against humanity
18.01.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, fudge... That's broken.
07.01.2025 15:51 β π 196 π 32 π¬ 7 π 4Prediction for 2025: McDonalds will come out with a taco (combatting taco bell who is encroaching on the fry and nugget market). High probability of a βburger tacoβ type of deal that includes pickle and otherwise includes typical burger toppings which are already part of a taco.
01.01.2025 22:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A close up of a black cats face
"black cats aren't photogenic"
ok then explain this
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14.12.2024 13:23 β π 47544 π 10399 π¬ 1102 π 830While I was pulling for Balatro, Astrobot was an extremely fun and well polished experience. The fact that itβs a big Sony commercial is the worst thing about it but I think that the actual game more than makes up for that. Danger Dojo may be the best level Iβve played in a 3D platformer bar none.
14.12.2024 11:49 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have "Fozzymandias" stuck in my head and have absolutely no idea whatsoever to do with it. "Look upon my works, ye mighty, and wokka wokka"? That's nothing. Infuriating.
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