Jon G

Saying 'I've got the secret' whenever your other half asks if you've got the key

That looks like a painting!

Could do that whole album acappella right now.

King of side-eye.

a man in overalls and a cowboy hat is standing in a field of corn ALT: a man in overalls and a cowboy hat is standing in a field of corn

Ha!

Actually great. Got 11kg off of the 16kg I put on with the steroids. That last bit is tough! Can't believe the quality of life difference.

Plan is two more years til farm life 🤞🏻

Best of luck pal.

Oh my word, that's tragic.

My big brother played me this and blew my mind.

'THAT'S OUT OF THAT FILM YOU WATCH ALL THE TIME'.

Proper Early Stuff for me.

Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.

Got off Facebook a while back. Think I've almost got it together!

He's magnificent!

@warrenajb.bsky.social Come on Palace FFS.

*chef's kiss*

oh my god

That's a strong look.

My sweet, sweet prince.

Aah right, grand, thanks!

On the docs it says they want my marriage certificate too, but I can't see it's relevance?

We also got married in Sri Lanka so it's in Singala!

Hope life is good x

‘where do you see yourself in 20 years time?’

me:

YES! Congratulations to you both. Your love shines through.

Have you ever seen a team with 6'5 and 6'6 full backs?

We are a weird team.

I always that you were quite dashing in a Dylan Moran way.

I remember as this place took off there were follower packs for Evertonians. Absolutely fuck that.

Who was it on here who sorted their Irish passport out?

Doing all mine currently. Got my Grandad's birth certificate, my mum's, both my mum's marriage certificates, mum's death certificate.

Do I need my Grandad's death certificate? He'd be 127 currently.

Love that. Noticed him berating O'Brien to push on earlier, great to see.

Aaah, in that case, it must be the Balearic DJ legend Harvey then?

Named after the lad from So Solid Crew?