Tabitha Rayne

Still, on brand innit

Literally cocks everywhere

Trying my hand at being a smallholder...
#farmlife #chickens #whataretheodds

i NEVER make the same mistake twice

if i make a mistake

it's definitely gonna be 3 or more times

It’s legal for me to do my job, and legal for you to enjoy the work I create. But the government is proposing banning the only tool that makes it possible for me to accomplish it.

I just saw an online description for a library that said that it was "known for its books."

Damn, I've got to check that place out.

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Wanna come hang out with me on Sunday 30th November? I'll read you some smut from the archives, answer your questions, and generally brighten a cold winter evening.

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the opening screen when you make a new document in Word program - it shows the top part of the screen with a mysterious pattern that looks like water damage on the computer screen but is in fact light grey cloud formation pattern on the document itself...

wow I just realised that my computer screen IS NOT DAMAGED, it's just an actual pattern on the Word doc set up/progam.

Does anyone else have these little anomalies that you make up stories for and TOTALLY BELIEVE THEM?

Please, I need to know I'm not alone... #visualconundrum #lies

*takes note* added to my tbw

Ooo Suspirio? Don't know how to spell it, Dario Argento films have the most brilliant horror music score
What's your recs?

Too many I'm actually panicking - trying not to duplicate replies but have already 🤣 Cube, Audition, Duel, Train to Busan, arrghhhh so exciting 🤣

Hands up for American Werewolf in London and the Thing

LOVED Creep - don't think it's so well known

Keen on this thread 😁 will add more

What are some absolutely CLASSIC horror movies that you think every fan of the genre should see?

Is anybody else disappointed by the lack of pies cooling on windowsills these days?

We only rate dogs. This is a family of Suburban Gold Fairies. It's rare for them to travel together like this. Very magical but please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10 for all (TT: hdbrosriley)

Apologies for the no alt text! Image is a book cover for The Clockwork Butterfly - which is an apocalyptic romance trilogy with all sorts of saucy shenanigans - the title is aflame with burning lettering and there's a clockwork butterfly flapping its wings and leaving the frame...

Honestly, if the apocalypse doesn't involve a giant orgy, I'm out #dystopianromance #booksky #romantasy

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this is gorgeous

The Chatelaine - she will strip me of my innocence | Halloween erotica When she goes to visit the Chatelaine she did not expect to be seduced like this... A stunningly atmospheric piece of Halloween erotica.

"Her ethereal beauty, at first intimidating, had a mesmerising effect on me."

Check out today's stunning NEW guest story - an atmospheric, horny Halloween longread by the fabulous @jaimieserotica.bsky.social! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/chatela...

Why did I get rejected? | Girl on the Net One of the things I often hear guys complain about when it comes to dating is that they got rejected (or sometimes ghosted) without understanding why. They wouldn’t mind a ‘no’ if there was some obvio...

"It’s more than possible the answer to ‘why aren’t we compatible’ is flashing bright neon signs that you just aren’t actually looking at."

NEW blog: why did I get rejected?

#Dating #DatingAdvice

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Thanks so much for sharing this everyone! It got moved!!! Woohoo 🙌🎉

This is my pal's Flux in Dunbar ❤️
A SHIPPING CONTAINER put in front of her shop literally as she's preparing to do the Christmas window!
Being visible to customers is ESSENTIAL
so we made a statement to get her beautiful smile back #Dunbar #Flux #EastLothian #peoplepower #independantshop

Don't make my friends cry ✨💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

pink background - looks like a misty landscape but no... it's a series of Ruby Glow Ride on toys - words FrolicMe New Story in white

Road trip by JM seaborn - book cover showing lovers kissing outside up against their car on a lovely summer day

new audio story lazy Sunday written by JM Seaborn – image shows pic of two lovers enjoying the newspapers together

It's a JM Saeborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social erotic double bill over at FrolicMe today - Road Trip story and a very sexy audio... enjoy!
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ooo I just tagged you in a post this very second!

header page for Girl on the net blog post - an ad for my Ruby glow riders along the top in pink with header image of a woman with an ideas board mapped out like a CS investigation

"Personally I believe that when you’re writing, you should ignore the rules imposed on you by dead people, and instead follow the directions of your heart." @girlonthenet.bsky.social
🤩 illustration by @stuartcb.bsky.social
and my Ruby Glow ad!
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I actually did stay a bit out of trouble! :D thank youuuu

thank you! I love it :D

On my holidays IN SCOTLAND

Wait... it worked? The preview had cut off the cc - haha oh well
#artist #adhd #trusttheprocess

Hmmmm watch this silent video of me making a goose feather quill pen and how I use it to draw the designs for my scarves - I don't know why it's muted with no captions - I've uploaded a vtt file and alt text so... fingers crossed! You can checkout my tiktok instead www.tiktok.com/@oneofthemee...