Dr Malice

i once said to my boyf ‘i cannot watch this orange show, there is too much pine’ and i stand by it

Got a funny* story that involves LS and me, and I sure as hell won’t be telling it here.

*ymmv

CUSTARD Custard is this. It has aches, aches when. Not to be. Not to be narrowly. This makes a whole little hill. It is better than a little thing that has mellow real mellow. It is better than lakes whole lakes, it is better than seeding.

Custard

Gertrude Stein, from ‘Tender Buttons’

🚨BREAKING:

The French government is currently raiding the X/Twitter offices in Paris.

Its true, I am one of millions of women who don't want to have children with Steven Bartlett.

Always fascinating when you take off your tinfoil hat, examine it, and see that it is actually just a perfectly normal hat full of evidence for the things you long suspected. You know, like hats usually are.

Perhaps too soon to tell, but I am worried that February is just two Januarys in a trench coat.

god me toooo so much

I KNOWWWWWWWWW

right???? i adore the books!

OH MY GOD WHAT

SUCH a cutting and insightful comment what a CRYING SHAME I do not have an alt to put it in.

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

In the spirit of The Good Place, I've been pronouncing Aristotle like Chipotle

Churchwarden linked to foreign-born billionaire is behind £200k Reform gift The man whose firm made the donations will not discuss where the money came from, nor his ties to wealthy Farage allies who may not hold citizenship

How is it that a church warden behind an interior design firm originally incorporated in the BVIs & tied to a Kazakh billionaire can make a £200,000 donation to Reform UK?

Source of funds not disclosed.

Farage has questions to answer.

The Electoral Commission must investigate.

Bertie has a kong full of frozen smoked-mackerel pate, and he suggests that you, too, start your day this way.

Berts had a companionate vomit this morning too! A little pile of stick-fragments.

YouTube video by hr-Sinfonieorchester – Frankfurt Radio Symphony Brahms: 1. Sinfonie ∙ hr-Sinfonieorchester ∙ Andrés Orozco-Estrada

My plan for today is to listen to a load of Brahms, feel free to join me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=51xD...

a tiger costume is standing in front of a clock that shows the time as 1:15 ALT: a tiger costume is standing in front of a clock that shows the time as 1:15

simply cannot tell you how thrilled i am about this state of affairs

Looking for a girlfriend in the tide pools.

Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky

I once ate jamon serrano until my mouth literally bled.

I would do it again.

we have the ‘ancestors gallery’ on the stairs, which means GHOST STAIRS but also no lingering ghosts in any one room.

We give the kinds of gifts that haunt your dreams.

my entire life is an attempt to move closer to his way of being

a picture of a woman from schitts creek with the caption it was the bebe ALT: a picture of a woman from schitts creek with the caption it was the bebe

Oh, I am sad. She was really rather brilliant.

Lolllllllllllllllllllllllll

it’s a delight but i’ve only ever eaten it in restaurants - hoping i can make it equally well!

Occasionally, one gets to boast about how handsome one’s partner is on main.

I think B?

The menu for tomorrow includes a truly staggering variety of dips:

* Htipiti
*Smoked mackerel pate
*Roasted Squash hummus

Plus!
Sticky meatballs, beetroot tart, carrot salad, fatoush, and blood oranges.