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ME{from upstairs}: Honey, I'm gonna take a Bublé bath

WIFE: You mean a bubble bath, dear

ME: Uh...right

MICHAEL BUBLÉ: Are you getting in or what?

Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House portrayal of her after ICE arrest Bruna Ferreira, who was released from ICE custody Monday on bond, denies claims that she’s an absentee parent

Not exactly a newsflash, Karoline Leavitt is an an evil and racist lying sack of shit. JFC! #Pinks www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Very true. Please tell me about the societal problems caused by wideband in Westphalia.

People who voted Trump were either White Nationalists or Dumb. White Nationalists are sons a’ bitches. Dumb people are, well, dumb.
There’s a lot of overlap in those categories, mind you.

Sorry. It’s Citizens United.

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Good morning and Happy #TacoTuesday👋

There will be parties tonight so join us!

I grow all size of resister accounts who are #NeverTrump. Please comment or leave a meme. If you want to be in a starter pack of mine comment starter.

I hope everyone has an awesome day❤️☮️

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Only because they’re too old to rape.

The “Times” uses only the most sophisticated rage bait these days.

PREDICTION:
At some point before Christmas, that old lunatic is gonna reach into his pants, grab some poop, and hurl it at an MSNBC reporter.

What fresh hell is this?

Why all the new followers? Have you even checked my output, bruhs?

I will try to follow all of you back when the meds kick in. Welcome aboard.

He’s a gibbering old fuck. I think I’m a bit player in a bunch of wealthy white guys’ hell where they have to listen to this senile barnacle and smile and nod like the feckless whores the are.

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I am on a "fascist" list right now, and I'm pretty sure it's because I said I "didn't vote for Harris" yesterday.

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That’s between you and your God. Also Bob and Doug Mackenzie.

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Post your getaway vehicle.

YouTube video by Elle Cordova Mr. Oil Man, start your machines

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Parents. Dad. ^^^

Sondheim FTW:
Send in the Clownfish!

Sweet!

Whut? He said that?

You people lack imagination and critical thinking skills. Put the exercise equipment in the planes! Run the air circulation system off power generated by stationary bikes. It’s a win-win!

Anyway, that’s a gun-shaped vibrator.

Aww. Ima miss her! Hopefully I’ll see her soon on the Pillow Guy network!

Why all the new followers? Did I get put in a list?

I’ll try to follow everybody back except that one guy - HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID.

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Jonathan Turley is obsessed with me to the point that it's creepy. I suppose I can't expect more from a guy who is essentially just Mike Lindell with tenure.

Too cool.

Hegseth is such a shallow, unserious, hypocritical punk.👇

He does! He’ll get on that right after he gets gas prices down to a dollar!