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Dylan A. Lange

@holidill.bsky.social

Tiptoeing the line between Funny HA HA, Funny Sad and Funny Weird. From Maryland so you kind of understand.

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Toad The Wet Sprocket - Walk On The Ocean
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Always loved this band ever since I saw them open for Michael Penn in 1990. Little did I know that I would have a connection to them decades later after taking a DNA test. My late, great aunt Arlene, who I ended being a caregiver for last year, gave Glen Phillips piano lessons and sold him a piano!

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Got gas today, cost $30.03

A few hours later got groceries, cost was $48.48

Is the universe trying to tell me something?

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Please send good vibes to my daughter today.

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In the President's big speech at Davos, he keeps referring to America's need for Iceland. He came here to ask for Greenland.

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Dylan Knows Episode 638 The First of Winter, The Last before Christmas YouTube video by Dylan Lange

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Brand new episode of DylanKnows last before Christmas

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It’s Gameday y’all last home game of the year, flexed to Sunday night, the Steelers still a game ahead with their win, so this is a must win to keep pace. Go Ravens Beat the Patriots

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Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"

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Thor: Godstorm 1 cover by Steve Rude

Thor: Godstorm 1 cover by Steve Rude

New back issue read! Thor: Godstorm issue 1 (of 3) by Kurt Busiek, Steve Rude & Mike Royer, great story and delightful art in this one #Thor

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It’s Gameday Ravens vs Bengals in 10 degree weather not feeling very optimistic prove me wrong Go Ravens Beat Bengals

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It’s Gameday y’all. It’s Steelers week the most important game of the year. You win you control the North. Go Ravens Beat the Steelers!

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I think #TwinPeaks is now more popular than ever.

I remember the dead time after FWWM and before Netflix; how there was only a few social media pages and podcast/videos in 2012.

Now something new appears every single day.

It's so wonderful to see the latest voices alongside us original fans.

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For those who can’t help my wife’s Scout troop by coming to breakfast with Santa. Check out this selection of Coffee, Tea, Cookies and more. Proceeds help my wife’s Girl troop

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Local peeps or people who want to help. Saturday the 6th is the big day. Santa has asked me to represent him here. For a good cause and a good breakfast

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Just got back from family Thanksgiving so did not do my usual Gameday post and the Ravens playing sloppy hopefully will get better in the 2nd half like they usually do. Go Ravens beat the Bengals

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Daily movie challenge 10 Days of Favorite Oscar Winners for Best Picture. Post a GIF
DAY 4 The Godfather

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Just saying, but they could always uh… do their jobs instead of being partisan shitweasels?

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CNN: Breaking news… this is big, we have learned that the justice department's case against former FBI director Jim Comey and the New York attorney general have both been dismissed

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Dylan Knows Episode 634 How To Domesticate Your Raccoon YouTube video by Dylan Lange

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Brand new episode of my YouTube show DylanKnows for your Thanksgiving week viewing pleasure

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The wife and I at Brunch today

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Daily movie challenge 10 Days of Favorite Oscar Winners for Best Picture. Post a GIF
Day 3 Lord of the Rings Return of the King

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It’s Gameday Ravens Flock ! 3 straight games at home incoming don’t let up off the gas. Go Ravens Beat the Jets

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Daily movie challenge 10 Days of Favorite Oscar Winners for Best Picture. Post a GIF
Day 2 Everything Everywhere All At Once

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'Maybe It's Time to Pick a Fucking Side,' Says Murphy After Trump Calls for Execution of Lawmakers | Common Dreams "Clearly, Trump has learned something from his good friend MBS: If you don't like what your political opponents say, execute them," said Sen. Bernie Sanders. "Unfortunately for Mr. Trump, that's not w...

"β€œClearly, Trump has learned something from his good friend MBS: If you don’t like what your political opponents say, execute them,” said Sen. Bernie Sanders. β€œUnfortunately for Mr. Trump, that’s not what we do in America.”

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RESPECTFUL???????!?!

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I have been enlisted by Santa Claus to portray him at a breakfast with Santa event on 12/6 up here in Reisterstown. Benefits Scouting America Girls Troop my wife is Scoutmaster of. Got my suit yesterday and have been growing beard since Halloween.
How do I look?

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Weingarten: Take a step back and think about the priorities. Where are children and young people in any of these priorities? The only time they talk about children and young people is when Linda McMahon gets on TV or writes an op-ed about her next steps in cutting the Department of Education…

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My wife’s company’s year ends November 30th, she needs to kill her vacation or lose it. So she does not go back to work until December 1, lucky

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