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(visibly hard) you hate me.

If I was posting on 2015 tumblr Ethel Cain and I would be estranged exes

Yeah haha I’m bisexual. I like to punish both the man I never was and the woman I’ll never become!

the room seeming almost supernaturally quiet after these orgies, I began to congratulate myself

Very much so ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥

Looking at flight prices rn

*kisses ur forehead*
*puts u in the microwave*
*sets it to 5 minutes*

I see a lot of “healthy relationship” content during my internet consumption but I’m sorry I actually wouldn’t think I’m in a healthy relationship if my partner wanted to film doing nice things for me to post on Instagram reels

Prostates were made to be stimulated!

Listen, I’ve never painted anyone, but I have swatched… And honesty if you can’t handle that then I don’t think you should be an interior designer!

Im-

Like I understand the practicality of one’s culture viewing breakfast as a little affair of fruit and bread and coffee, but that’s simply not going to fill me up after I’ve spent the whole night getting filled up. I want biscuits and gravy.

The one part of American exceptionalism that is actually true is that they have mastered the art of the post-sex breakfast

😳 uhhhh 😳😓😣

SpongeBob basketball meme with the text “ANOTHER KILOGRAM TO THIGHS AND ASS” overlaid. This image goes so hard I hope it never dies

Progesterone whenever I think I’ve overeaten

Fuckohmygods hit fucking hmygo d

ROSE: I rediscovered my libido!

THORN: I rediscovered my libido…

Looking wistfully out the bus window while doing kegel exercises

Walked out of the house in a tank top and pigtail braids today you would’ve thought I’d shot god the way men were staring at me

Sex really is magic. Six months or so of celibacy, I’m like, “who needs sex? Not me!” And now here I am, less tense, walking on clouds, monitoring my fiber intake

Beating someone to death with an olive branch as a bit

Sadist femdom girl kinda didn’t realize that doms also need aftercare

Sadist femdom girl who took out her months-long sexual frustration on her sub to a bit of an extreme and feels a bit guilty about it afterwards

Blood stains on a white wall

pride weekend was a success 🥰❤️‍🩹

Girl who finally got to fulfill her freak ass sexual desires after over half a year of celibacy in a foreign country 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

No sorry. My urge to disappear is into the sea actually

It’s so hard to be a warm summer toned girl in a cool winter toned world

I really find it funny when people use the term “heteroflexible” like we’re 2 years away from the word “chaser” being reclaimed

The more I teach English the more I realize how complicated it is. How the fuck do you explain what a “transitive phrasal verb” is. And then you have to explain that ones like “break down” or “bring up” or “take off” have like two or three different meanings

Don’t forget interesting!