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In college I was an idiot and decided I was bad enough to take a shot of everclear. I'm not sure I've ever actually been closer to death in my life

05.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
05.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fucking christ. of all things to bend yourself out of shape to defend, a fucking pedophile???

05.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can't wait until Aaron Judge's AI avatar goes on an antisemitic rant to some guy

05.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always enjoy a "holy shit that guys still in the league" or a "wait, who the hell is that being traded for someone I've actually heard of"

05.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they've gone after low level people first, oddly. There was a doctor here locally who was compounding it and selling it and DOJ came after him last year

05.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Curling is a thing I don't think about for four years but then when its in the Olympics I am ALL THE FUCK IN

04.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

poor AD

04.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh, the UCLA Men's team that Cronin coaches definitely isn't 21-1

04.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bezos could run the Post and give subscriptions for free and still be one of the richest fucks in the world. Of course it has nothing to do with profit.

04.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol this is fabulous

04.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
POSTER FOR A RACIST CONCERT THAT SMELLS BAD

POSTER FOR A RACIST CONCERT THAT SMELLS BAD

I'M
AN
AMERICAN BADASS IN A 4X4
MY PRESIDENT'S A DUDE
WHO SHITS HIS DRAWERS

02.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 535    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 9

oh god, what happened now

02.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no, but this requires a level of thought beyond the most basic topographical inquiry, something that large swathes of the world are incapable or unwilling to do.

02.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's plenty of dumb white folks and I'm sure those of other ethnicity as well who say dumb shit like "my family may be immigrants but they did it the RIGHT way" either not knowing or ignoring that until the 20th century there was no wrong way

02.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just reminds me of what an old professor told me when I told him I wasn't sure I was good enough for grad school: "Having a PhD doesn't mean you're smarter or better than anyone else. All that PhD stands for is that you can take bullshit and pile it higher and deeper"

02.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is just a rehash of the "black cops can't be racist" idiocy. I wish these idiots would just bother to think for more than half a second

02.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

AMERICAN MALES

02.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not THE holiday here, but today is a holiday where we let a groundhog tell us how much longer the winter will be. So, probably not that insane

02.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that everyone is just rolling with it and talking about Luther Vandross

02.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol Luther Vandross shout out sure

02.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bon

02.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Jell Roll song I've ever heard has sounded exactly the same and they're all lame

02.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What it really needs is a ballroom, imo

01.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol Calipari using timeouts?

31.01.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By the time we get to the Kentucky game they'll probably be down 12

31.01.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Bag
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Immediately made me think of this

30.01.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

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