In college I was an idiot and decided I was bad enough to take a shot of everclear. I'm not sure I've ever actually been closer to death in my life
05.02.2026 23:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@stimpy.bsky.social
I like bakeries
In college I was an idiot and decided I was bad enough to take a shot of everclear. I'm not sure I've ever actually been closer to death in my life
05.02.2026 23:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0fucking christ. of all things to bend yourself out of shape to defend, a fucking pedophile???
05.02.2026 20:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can't wait until Aaron Judge's AI avatar goes on an antisemitic rant to some guy
05.02.2026 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I always enjoy a "holy shit that guys still in the league" or a "wait, who the hell is that being traded for someone I've actually heard of"
05.02.2026 17:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they've gone after low level people first, oddly. There was a doctor here locally who was compounding it and selling it and DOJ came after him last year
05.02.2026 16:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Curling is a thing I don't think about for four years but then when its in the Olympics I am ALL THE FUCK IN
04.02.2026 19:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0poor AD
04.02.2026 18:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Uh, the UCLA Men's team that Cronin coaches definitely isn't 21-1
04.02.2026 16:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bezos could run the Post and give subscriptions for free and still be one of the richest fucks in the world. Of course it has nothing to do with profit.
04.02.2026 14:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol this is fabulous
04.02.2026 14:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0POSTER FOR A RACIST CONCERT THAT SMELLS BAD
I'M
AN
AMERICAN BADASS IN A 4X4
MY PRESIDENT'S A DUDE
WHO SHITS HIS DRAWERS
oh god, what happened now
02.02.2026 19:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0no, but this requires a level of thought beyond the most basic topographical inquiry, something that large swathes of the world are incapable or unwilling to do.
02.02.2026 18:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's plenty of dumb white folks and I'm sure those of other ethnicity as well who say dumb shit like "my family may be immigrants but they did it the RIGHT way" either not knowing or ignoring that until the 20th century there was no wrong way
02.02.2026 18:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0just reminds me of what an old professor told me when I told him I wasn't sure I was good enough for grad school: "Having a PhD doesn't mean you're smarter or better than anyone else. All that PhD stands for is that you can take bullshit and pile it higher and deeper"
02.02.2026 18:42 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is just a rehash of the "black cops can't be racist" idiocy. I wish these idiots would just bother to think for more than half a second
02.02.2026 18:34 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0AMERICAN MALES
02.02.2026 18:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's not THE holiday here, but today is a holiday where we let a groundhog tell us how much longer the winter will be. So, probably not that insane
02.02.2026 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love that everyone is just rolling with it and talking about Luther Vandross
02.02.2026 04:21 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol Luther Vandross shout out sure
02.02.2026 04:18 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Bon
02.02.2026 04:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every Jell Roll song I've ever heard has sounded exactly the same and they're all lame
02.02.2026 02:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What it really needs is a ballroom, imo
01.02.2026 23:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol Calipari using timeouts?
31.01.2026 23:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0By the time we get to the Kentucky game they'll probably be down 12
31.01.2026 23:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Immediately made me think of this
30.01.2026 19:54 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"