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Christina Uticone

@snowcones.bsky.social

Girl detective. (She/her)

165 Followers  |  278 Following  |  2,590 Posts  |  Joined: 25.08.2023  |  1.6281

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refused to let josh go to bed without watching the women's free and we are both beside ourselves β™₯️

20.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Josh just yelled BAD MANAGEMENT at the speed skaters lmao

20.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GENTLY suggested that approx two pounds of colored pencils was a lot and the response was BUT I LOVE TO MAKE VACATION LANDSCAPES 😭

20.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddamn right I'm watching the figure skate all over again.

20.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope these TX Republicans are absolutely bankrupting themselves on the Olympic who-loves-our-favorite-big-boy-president-more ads.

20.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, she loves RFK, Jr.

19.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, the girl from my hometown who is an MLM addict is now into 'climate curated skincare' and the product website features a 'Find Your Climate' quiz and while at the moment it seems exclusive to Canada they are clearly doing a US launch in the "unsaturated" (her word) market of ... skincare.

19.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alysa whoever makes your lipstick is about to be so pumped lol

19.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My face hurts and it's wet. I'm so confused.

19.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alysa Liu has this Jennifer Lawrence likeability and charm that is kind of off the charts.

19.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I ... crying???!!!! What a skate!

19.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Took my friend three trips to the DMV just to get a REAL ID which they wouldn’t give her until they saw her birth and marriage certs AND divorce papers. Fuck these guys.

19.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been watching the Mel Brooks HBO special for 8 minutes and my face already hurts from smiling.

19.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Played a little hooky today with some friends at a Korean spa and well, I live at Korean spas now.

19.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MOE. AT THE HEIGHTS THEATER IN MAY????!!!!!!!

18.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

T-minus 80 hours until vacation and 2/3 of our party has some kinda flu YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

18.02.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A chocolate cake with a chocolate cognac frosting.

A chocolate cake with a chocolate cognac frosting.

Twenty five Valentine Days and I finally got the icing right πŸ₯°

15.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just happened again.

14.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is sexy stuff at my house.

14.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For Valentine's Day I'm letting Josh count potatoes as a vegetable.

14.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's sort of happening. I'm cheating and using a fancy freezer puffed pastry for the topper.

13.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believed in myself, and it's happening.

13.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we just let this kid go and process what just happened Jesus Christ NBC.

13.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think I'm gonna make chicken pot pie today.

13.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

LaGuardia is great, actually. I saw Sam Waterston and his wife last time I was there and followed him around like a star-struck kid and he didn't have me arrested.

13.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need a better look at the boots.

13.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10 daydos til Barbados byeeeeeeeeeee

13.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue Bandana Grandpa Snoop

13.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

VERY happy for you, worth celebrating.

13.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I like to picture Mike Tirico like curling up on that teal fainting couch between hits, tucked under that little blankie draped over it. I want drone footage of that.

13.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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