Ur-Nungal

"Got my hair finished, it's time for my debut as the Inheritor of the World and the tenth anniversary Se-"

"... I'll just... I'll just be on my way."

// currently keeping Heracles at exactly 10K bond away from B15 so it can happen when I take out ORT with him.

// spartacus being at the very end is the best part

Morning doodle

// On the off chance you find this, Gold:

It's sick of you to use any past pains of yours to justify these actions. If this isn't the reality check that makes you look at what the hell you're doing I hope you find it soon. You deserve a good healthy smack upside the head.

Context: Discussing how alike the "Gillandra" OC is to Darkness from Konosuba. Since the OC is Ur-Nungal's half-sister being told a completely ridiculous horny nonsense sentence from her prompted him to strangle her from pure disgust.

// - I already had enough reason to believe he in fact was an idiot but I, fool that I am, thought I could nudge him in the direction of using a little bit more of his head when he wrote and got this pearl of insight into how he acts.

I'm sorry for thinking I could change his mind.

// seeing how Gold portrayed it as "critiquing him for the people he interacts with" when I first and foremost tried to ask for an explanation is disappointing at best. Upon understanding how he, a straight man, wrote a woman who was meant to be an abuse victim like Darkness from konosuba-

// aight woke up still in awe of the stupidity.

A writer by the tag #allthatglittersisgold actively interacted with a sus-at-best Chloe account posting AI art of Chloe with an oversized chest. When I asked him for an explanation of why he did this, he promptly blocked me.

this mf spitting every day and mongrels just don't appreciate it

// Really feels like I'm the only straight person alive who can be unproblematic AND write anything Gilgamesh-adjacent sometimes.

// you gotta ask asclepius to forgive you before he pops your liver like a balloon with pankration

I would never claim a trial were easy if it were not. The matter is about accepting the progress that you can make, whether you can perceive that progress or not. That goes for both the truth of the Alien God... and whether or not the Captain has tiny bat wings under his coat.

I think watching you all flounder to find the answer is much more entertaining than using Sha Naqba Imuru to solve it instantaneously.

You walk in the steps of that one Great Detective, do you not? He would be overjoyed to see you and your shieldbearing paramour uncover the truths by yourselves.

You lack perspective, Court Magus. Were he truly a bonafide Merman, he would possess the power of-

[Giant reverb.]

S U L F U R V I S I O N !

#chaldeaibiza

"THAT BASTARD SHOT BALLISTIC MISSILES AT ME!?"

"With the vehicle of the gods, Vimana, my victory in the Rain Witch's race is all but guarant-"

[...]

[halfway submerged.]

This ain't got SHIT on Utnapishtim

[Reset +1.]

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HOW CAN I BE A HERO IF I CANNOT
SWALLOW A CURSE SUCH AS THIS?
ALL EVILS OF THE WORLD? A HERO
IS SOMEONE WHO CARRIES WITH
THEM EVERYTHING THEY SEE.

𝗜 𝗔𝗠 𝗔𝗟𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚
𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗.

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"Red Bowman, I am awfully busy fixing this idiotic Summer Singularity so Fath-... so I can enjoy a day of rest. If you're attempting to strike me with an arrow while we're close enough to speak, you've already failed."

"Hrmmmm, if I'm lucky Lancelot will murder you in cold blood just how he dealt with Mordred's other children."

[he pulls out a genuine fucking gun from the gate.]

"Alright, that's enough time you've spent on my property, off you go."

[Cirque du Freak/Saga of Darren Shan]

Vancha meme, because I like to think he was in the hotel ceiling for a comically long time before any of the gang noticed.

#cirquedufreak #darrenshan #vanchamarch

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"As openly as I may mourn that I share anything in common with anyone or anything British, you've forgotten how to get to the point. Are you some bastard offshoot of that vagabond Mongrel a la the King of Knights' many selves? If you wish to renounce your divine blood I may assist in removing it."

"Hrm-..."

[Doomscrolling through the Gate.]

"Come now there has to be SOMETHING that can kill it."

"Who in the flying HELL IS FIRING OFF SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLASTS."

"A product of my own pharmaceutical studies. The Gate of Babylon possesses an endless number of omnipotent cure-alls and elixirs of life, but the potency of such panacea is challenging for a human body to withstand. Therefore... I studied long and hard to make something weak enough to work on you!"