Kacy

You’re totally right *and* I’m mad I had to read that sentence twice.

no one cares about the early bird now that we all worm from home

’Twould be too tedious to repeat

Happy Honda days to you and yours!

Nice bed.

It is in hell. Our course hammered on helping dad feel more confident; like I’ve also never had a baby, I want someone gassing me up too.

It's Toddlers in Tiara's but Grownups in Glitter.

Ely and his fucking fish, never let me down, unlike my brain that can’t spell but can remember every song lyric ever. I’ve got that going for me, which is nice!

Your friend Ely brought you a fish, “Defin it Ely.” you command!

Get in losers, we’re stealing the fake real resolute desk.

Been sober for 10 years now; it has to be *this* 10 years!?

TikTok video by Caroline Timoney

Nothing to do with her,
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I have seen no better theory.

The mix of wrapped and raw is diabolical.

if you see me floating up into the sky today it's for other reasons don't worry about it

Ellipsis.

Oh, well here I was hoping I might have a chance with this game after I utterly failed at making any progress in Hollow Knight.

The "Domestic violence heroics to severe rear ending" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the statement.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

The price of 1 lb of ground beef is now higher than the federal minimum hourly wage…

Beads?

This is so traumatic.

We raised a billion for Kamala, surely we can raise $200,001 (using Kavanaugh's going rate plus Price is Right rules; math checks out).

Bold of you to use weirdo, my culture isn't your costume.

Oh god, the wheelers.

six weinermobiles in a row

the motorcade at my funeral better look like this

Can Miller’s parents be prosecuted like they do with the parents of school shooters?