Dan Schenker

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Sunset at Sunset Beach

Hey, I forgot to show you these #photography #blueskyartshow

I’m watching the Warped stream, and @dancehallcrashers.bsky.social still absolutely rip. They’re holding down the main stage with ease #ska #warpedtour

Bleeding Mascara Atreyu · Bleeding Mascara · Song · 2025

It’s 2025 and Atreyu just re-released Bleeding Madcara. Nature is healing open.spotify.com/track/0clB96...

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Me to myself any time I get one like on my posts

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Kids birthday parties are intense

That’s a good perspective! Honestly, I’ve continued to use third-party tools after acquisitions and potential obsolescence if they solve for niche problems. I’m sure there’s a future here!

I forget which med it was, but one of them made me SUPER anxious. There are so many options though, so keep grilling your psych to try others until you find the right combo that works for your body

A screenshot of the Bluesky iPhone app release notes that includes: - Activity subscriptions: receive push notifications when users post by subscribing to their activity. - More detailed notification settings: change which notifications you receive and from whom. - New notification types: likes on reposts, reposts of reposts. - Multiple visual improvements to post threads. - Fixed a bug which made it difficult to link to search results. - Multiple other bugfixes.

RIP @bluenotify.app ? 🥲

Slay

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

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I love accessibility

A clown car on fire in front of a circus building

Presented with absolutely no context

Is this the first pope that has probably listened to Allister?

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I see that United Airlines is trying to save face in this PR nightmare, but I'm not sure that sending an email blast with a video from a guy named Captain Morgan is going to help reestablish trust in air travel safety or Newark Airport 😅

my car has a ska emergency button

What is “we don’t talk about his birthplace”?

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Technology is beautiful 🥹

Congrats @catbiteband.bsky.social on the release of Doom Garden! Easily my favorite EP y’all have put out yet

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Habemus Papam, David

Mr. L (Get Out the Basement!) Dale and the ZDubs · Tuna · Song · 2016

So no one was gonna tell me about Dale and the ZDubs huh open.spotify.com/track/7xvZw5...

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Aaaany day now

What is “levio-SCRUB”?

Hey, is there someone I can report bugs to? I found a tiny error in the script!

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A video game screenshot with on-screen text that says “always visit a park with his headphones to relax.”

Hey @fottocap.bsky.social take a picture of my face when I realized an autistic character was written into Super Mariomon 🥹

Glad you guys are seeing the other side of this!

Bro you’re not getting the giant stuffed animal before me

The only thing autism destroys is the high scores at arcades

Just got re-upped on my autism shot. So glad I have it for another five years now!

So if RFK Jr says that kids with autism never have to pay taxes, do I have to like go somewhere for my refund or is it just direct deposit or something???