commie by ur name

is it homophobic to do a trump impression

the old Nicole Kidman AMC pre-roll would edge you to a satisfying climax, the new version is like ur hs gf trying to jerk you off really quick in the bathroom while her parents are home

i like that even tho we have the word "disbanded" we still say bands "broke up" so romantic

if ur bf is smiling at his phone he's not cheating on you, he's looking at pictures of john waters

Breaking News: Ronald Reagan dead at 93 posted by Funny Ronald Reagan Moments

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i do think it's funny that if you're an evil piece of shit you start just looking like an evil piece of shit when you smile

i just need to say that the episode of american dad where roger was a colombian man (who looks just like me) who ended up being a parody of pablo escobar...that was better representation than Encanto

what it feels like to gossip with your work wife

some ppl will say you can't be racist against white ppl. i'm here to say, That Doesn't mean you can't try

it's everything

ngl it's really embarrassing that we're living through what appear to be the opening scenes in a dystopian movie that's so stupid that people would only go see it bc a Morbius level meme tricked ppl into seeing it

i wonder if my halal cart guy ever thinks about me and smiles, the way I think about him and smile

the issue we're running into is that americans seem to think that the opposite of a nazi is a liberal. dire situation

and obviously also the Knicks

a lot of ppl don't know that Goku dresses like that bc he's a Mets fan

she doesn't even know about nazi salutes, she just scrolls through rednote nonstop

i still can't believe y'all caped for Kamala like that

having a roommate is hard

perfect movie

sometimes the gayest man you've ever met has to go home right after work to pick up his kid so his wife has time to get ready for their holiday party tonight

that travis bickle rain that's gonna cleanse the city is finally falling (moderate light rain till morning)

i was ten...

unintentionally japanmaxxing, a horrible time to realize that all the sailor moon recap movies are on tubi

the new sushi place by me has improved my life 10%, a staggering percentage only comparable to when i got a bidet

we're living in a golden age of leftovers

the vibe on here is like it's friday and there's a substitute teacher

The Trial (1962) just looks unbelievable

does anybody like this? i made it myself?