Lizbob Jones

Roll for Sandwich Cookbook for Gamers and Adventurous Eaters: Go on a Mealtime Quest with the Roll of the Dice! (Fox Chapel Publishing) From TikTok's Adventures in Aardia Roll for Sandwich Cookbook for Gamers and Adventurous Eaters: Go on a Mealtime Quest with the Roll of the Dice! (Fox Chapel Publishing) From TikTok's Adventures in Aardia [Jacob Pauwels] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Roll for Sandwich Cookbook for Gamers and Adventurous Eaters: Go on a Mealtime Quest with the Roll of the Dice! (Fox Chapel Publishing) From TikTok's Adventures in Aardia

So in case you missed it on Tiktok - I'm releasing a cookbook! Kinda announced it early since TikTok may disappear in a few days... And I woke up to being the #2 Best Seller out of ALL COOKBOOKS on Amazon today... Insane! www.amazon.com/Sandwich-Coo... #rfscookbook #rollforsandwich

Blink?

Headline reads: Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.

*orca feeling good about his new hat*

orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS

g'raha tia during his debut in arr fawning over a very befuddled risk.

World's oldest tortoise still randy at 191 years old Jonathan, the world's oldest tortoise, has turned 191, living through 40 U.S. presidents and 31 St. Helena governors.

Jonathan the Tortoise turns 192 years old today!!
He has lived through the American Civil War, Two World Wars, and 8 pandemics. And he's still a sex machine?!?
www.livescience.com/animals/worl...

Finally getting around to drawing #Jinx just in time for #arcane season 2 💙

im crying over this shit we found on tenor

Tumblr post A: Elf liberalism probably goes insane A: "elf liberalism is the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes B: what the fuck does this mean? A: it's not my job to educate you

a group of figuresxwavingba white flag at a fire in the sky

martians towering above a forest

dark figures reading newspapers

a desolate skull strewn landscape with the shadowy skyline of a city in the far distance

Edward Gorey illustrations for 'The War of the Worlds' (1960)

A drawing of three figures walking away from the viewer. The central figure is a human dressed in black short and pants, and a black hat. He's holding a glass in one hand, the other linked through the arm of a very tall, slender figure in a purple robe, carrying a scythe. One bony foot reveals that this is a skeleton. The leftmost figure is a very small twin to the robed skeleton, but with a hint of whiskers and a long, bony rat tail. Beneath: Sir Terry Pratchett 28 April 1948 - 12 March 2015 (There is an artist's signature but unfortunately I can't read it, and couldn't find the attribution online for this saved pic)

GNU Sir PTerry.

Beyond grateful for the word-and-world seeds you planted in our skull gardens.

They still flower from a million chests. And there, in the bright going-on-stories, you are.

Mossy Mari Monday

hi!! i’m an enby YA author & my trans debut kinda flew under the radar 🥺 i’d love to find new readers!! my book BREAKUP, MAKEUP is about an enby makeup artist saving for top surgery & joining a cosplay competition against their ex!!

Semi-abstract painting of a winged lion standing on an incline surrounded by clouds and black stars. A brilliantly glowing cascade of light spills from his jaws and runs down the slope, casting its illumination onto the lion's fur and mane.

Green version of the art I put on tumblr, just for the bluesky crowd :)

A green lion who's finally devoured the sun. What next?

Digital painting of a winged fox laying in a field of pink flowers, raising one wing to the sky in relaxation. The sky is blue, and the trees in the background are full of white flowers.

Spring is coming!

If you see this, post Fungi 🍄

Pensioner caught on camera spraying graffiti on Margaret Thatcher statue The rude word has since been removed from the statue, which cost £300,000 and was unveiled in May 2022.

just occasionally you get a good news story that restores your faith in human nature

metro.co.uk/2024/03/06/h...

a little guy

Amphibian milk. What will they think of next?

My short story 'A Cure for Homesickness' is published online today at SF Caledonia for #InternationalWomensDay together with stories by @LadyKrakenWrite and @LauraLScotland. @shoreinf

I do not usually brag about being from Worcester but...

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Bees are coming out of winter hibernation all across the Northern hemisphere. Which ones are visiting YOUR backyard?

GOOD FOR THEM

Let this Oompa Loompa be an inspiration for us all to just try to get through it with kindness even though our reality is constructed by assholes and actively falling apart.

PREACH!

Write with "themself"!
Let's change some language, folx.

This is your semi-regular reminder from your science fiction auntie that you're allowed to just put stuff in your art because you like it.

I mean, you have to make it work once you do that. But you're totally allowed to work around stuff you like rather than stuff you think other people like.

legit that was my thought process when I read that... :')

I know people are laughing at this, but it's a great example of the way AI media generation will mostly be used to scam people who can't tell the difference between it and something genuine.