Megan

I did not just open Spotify, go to the search bar and type in “Spotify”

I’m just saying, some of these dudes be acting all macho, but every single one of them likes being little spoon too.

no you're not weird; a lot of people didnt unemo after 30. also, how is that mood disorder treating you?

I had my head down my shirt, looking for a chicken nugget, and thought about how nice it would be to burrow my head in there and take a nap.

Hahahaha

*installs Crunchyroll to binge Dragon Ball*

*binges Lil Wayne’s discography instead*

I’m on the app rn cause he’s sleeping tho

Haven’t been on this app in a minute because I might’ve found love, idk, stay tuned to find out

All my friends are degenerates😂

My friends didn’t understand this joke and now I’m questioning if they’re even the right friends for me

I thought Mega stuffed Oreos were gross, then I was at the gas station the other night and seen that Most stuffed Oreos are a thing. This is getting out of hand

when I cuddle I am not the big spoon or the little spoon but a third more sinister spoon

We’re only like 2 weeks into talking

Not me on Snapmap being more worried about everyone’s battery percentage than where they’re at.

And with that, it’s time for bed

"google it"
me: *puts plastic eyes on it*

The fine print matters

Celebrex is a pretty name for a girl

y'all don't understand. i'll live a whole day in five hours and go back to bed.

"normal people dont say stuff like that"

well some stuff happened to me and now i say weird shit

emotionally and mentally I am in the freak on a leash set

The only reason I’m even on this app is because meta banned @lemmyratmilk.bsky.social but I like it here anyways.🫶

Creds: @ril3yjuliet.bsky.social

I’m a grinch fr. But today I was driving and someone had a Christmas dinosaur inflatable in their front yard, and it made my day. I might love Christmas if more people put those up.

Me

Dealer: what are you looking for?

Me: heroin. Hold the sugar