Chris Specker

What if your entire foreign and economic policies were premised on the core value “I meant to do that”

I told you we’d be back

Has anyone told Trump there's only room for one boss, and he's not the one?

Meanwhile, Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard, et al are LARPing Archer

Don't get your hopes up too much. Trump will sign an executive order stating the year is now 1232, giving Musk another 800 years to fix the problem.

Maybe reword #5...

I mean, we've already established the guy's a huge promoter of easily prevented diseases. Can you imagine what kind of obscure crotch-rotting leprosy variant someone might get from taking that literally?

Literally, in this case.

I don't mind sitting with my back towards the door.

I grew up in the '80s, when ninja movies were a thing. One thing those taught me is that most people don't look up when they should.

Being seated where you can't see the door is OK, when you can't see the ceiling it's the time to worry.

That's two Cooper pairs. Are you working on a superconductor video?

I see what I did there.

And the smell of fire ants reminds me of how fig trees smell. Not exactly the same, but close enough to make me start looking for both when I smell either one.

I sometimes ponder whether autocorrupt is something a gremlin slipped into the software at compile time, or an imp actively manipulating my phone.

The Chore

Just let the Southern Ice Wall defense grid take care of them when they go to investigate.

...and don't let them know that's what their church tithes are really paying for.

At this point, I 'm no longer certain there' s anything that you wouldn't put in a burrito.

My only question is "How would he keep neutrinos on the inside?"

You're the first person I know IRL that I've found here