JP

i was active on tumblr from 2009-2014 and twitter from 2013-2023. you cannot scold me in a way that matters.

wait wait wait. you’re telling me ELON MUSK has never actually been to space? not even once? mr. “i will die on mars” was too busy billionaire cringeposting for a quick pop up?

what happened, buddy? couldn’t find a rocket? allergic to moon dust? what’s going on there

Screenshot of an editorial from the Guardian by Rebecca Shaw: Opinion “I knew one day I'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down - I just didn't expect them to be such losers”

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

Resgataram um vídeo do Mahomes dizendo que o half-time show dos sonhos dele seria com o Drake 😭

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Kendrick legit the GOAT hater, what a man

Drake needs services of one of those agencies that gives you a new identity

I can't believe I'm being PERSECUTED for who I am (a person who commits crimes)

white monster energy drink can

bottoms up… and the devil laughs

It’s a sad fact that you never realize how young you were until you aren’t. Then later you realize how young you were when you realized you weren’t. Then eventually you die, obviously, but the moral here is that you are actually young for a really really long time.

It's a Nazi salute. Call it what it is you fucking cowards.

no i promise we’ll start cutting our greenhouse gas emissions for real in 2028

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

Welcome to the intolerant left

vamooooooo

EIIIII provavelmente vou pra bsb nessa mesma época! não vou fazer prova, mas acompanhar caio

When they killed Vine, you said nothing….

fact checkers are not biased against conservatives, facts are

Os brasileiros nas últimas 24 horas

pegou moto uber saindo da novo rio ta indo beber o safado

É um meme. Numa rua estão duas pessoas: um homem tocando um instrumento de sopro (trompete) dourado. Uma mulher está na frente dele com as mãos tampando os ouvidos.

Assim hj

o nosferatu assim

escolheram essa porque não poderiam colocar Normal People

Imagem contendo o seguinte diálogo: “eu em primeiro de janeiro: ‘senhor, tem pão?’; o padeiro: “só do ano passado’”. Em seguida, as seguintes imagens: Eu: imagem do mike wazowski, de monstros s.a., com a rosto do Sulley, inexpressivo. O padeiro: imagem de um homem com bigode rindo. O CEO da UnitedHealthcare: um esqueleto rindo.

as coisas que meu irmão me manda, juroooo (amo)