Paul Wallace

"Pot Porridge, pot Porridge, it's what they all eat in Norwich." Buggered if I know what the original song was! It's the sort of thing Undertones/Sham 69 would have done. Something, something, College.

Always has done. No idea why.

There used to be a shop in a little Austrian village called 'Blumen Ecke' (Flower Corner) which used to make me chuckle. Frank must have retired, it's now the less chucklesome 'Florale Werkstatt'.

Eye stopt reeding books yers ago. Nevva did me no arm.

I used to put bands on around Newcastle in the 00's. My parents had a loft full of those sorts of "collector's items".

Would that be you behind the paper?

That's about as niche as it gets.

I'm old enough to remember the reason given for scrapping the 40 over competition.

That face. He's thinking about 'up the ass' isn't he?

Home Bargains need the room for their Easter stuff.

The logistics involved in living there must be a nightmare. How do you even go about having a shower? Unless its some perspective trick, theres a bloody big (sparkly) bucket of pot pourri and a giant Martini glass in there.

I saw an England flag upside down last week. Some achievement! Went back to take a photo, but the evenings wind and rain has left it half-mast and tightly wrapped around the clothes line pole it is cable tied to.

So do I. I'm keen to know where he got them from!

£200 is pretty good. Do Times staff work from their local park/bus stop now?

And then I'll wake up at 3am thinking about the grammar in that post.

Oh man! I'll wake up at 2am thinking about that feet position when he lands. Thanks.

That clip is everything I expected, with the bonus of some top draw innuendo about Willies.

Back home to South Tyneside for the weekend. England flag flying upside down?.How do I know? The first clue was the upside down 'G'.Wanted to take a pic, but for the next 3 days it was a soggy mess, wrapped around the washing line pole, at half mast. So much pride.

Spit?

Mad Bastard.

It was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Wolves fans seem resigned to their fate already and took it in far too good humour.

Fucking how much?

The colour choice for the face is superb.

But, they don't.

I've been to that Londis.

Chuck a bit of Bicarb in the pot with it.

YouTube video by Class Clown Podcast STEWART LEE on The Riyadh Comedy Festival, Oasis Reunion, Marvel, Star Wars and Being Beaten Up

It must be this, youtu.be/OTfcuJFNiy4?...

Oh yes. I saw that. Thought I'd give it a listen later. I'll see how far I get.

When writing and casting combine perfectly.