Randy Lander

[Arby's drive-thru]

(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce

Although I misread, I thought he was agreeing with my stance that all weather is bullshit. Rain, snow, cold, all of it can suck it.

At last someone else is saying it

I had an aneurysm trying to read this

Hey, want to watch a millionaire suck off his billionaire boss now that he’s ransacked the company for him?

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

If I can’t express myself on the pole to Cornflake Girl, I refuse to dance

They only put me up on the side stages and I think you know that. Hurtful.

“No, we don’t have any Pokemon right now”

One thing that I think some not-youngs forget (and is different from 20 years ago) is that Kirk used his ‘debates’ to generate video that could go viral and, to use an old phrase, catapult the propaganda. His debates weren’t in any way, shape, or form educational.

I have been doing the same. All the "bad" Charlie Kirk "quotes" are fake or out of context.

This all changes so so rapidly, but as of 6:30 PM on Sunday night, the argument appears to be “every bad quote of Charlie Kirk’s has been taken out of context, and with thoughtful critical analysis you’ll see there’s nothing wrong with them, but if you posted them online, you should lose your job”

The media reaction to the death of Charlie Kirk should be a wake up call to everyone. Cancel your subscription, quit reading the works of people who think Charlie Kirk was practicing politics the right way, or that he was a decent human being. He wasn’t either of those things

Gretchen Felker-Martin getting her comic cancelled for echoing this exact sentiment is *wildly* on-the-nose

You’re sending Noem here? I think we’ve already suffered enough

I didn’t even know Coyotes provided WiFi

Pete Hegseth is the guy in high school who brags about having so much sex and then embarrasses himself in front of everyone when he accidentally leaves the school PA mic on and leaks top secret war plans to the entire school

i just read the JFK files and woah, turns out he died or was killed maybe..? wow. stay safe out there

Well all these other guys might be stabbing me but at least I can still rely on my good friend Brutus

People don’t understand, Senate Democrats have a plan. They will cave on cabinet nominees then cave on the CR then cave on the budget and then hope they do well in the midterms.

Dem Senate traitors

Schumer
Fetterman
Peters
Hassan
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Durbin
Schtaz
Cortez Masto

I think what is making everyone so angry isn’t just the cowardice of Senate Democrats, it’s their cowardice in comparison to the random normal person who runs for school board to oust a Moms for Liberty freak

Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.

We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.

They own what happens next.

Senate Democratic leadership essentially played dead today and greenlit the Trump-Musk-Vance coup. What is the point of the Democratic Party if it doesn't actually act like an opposition party? Hello?
- Robert Reich

I’m not an economist but this seems bad

A one page comic story with Jonah Hex shooting the last of the bad guys who was trying to snipe him from a roof.

This is a one page I did just for fun but doing a full JONAH HEX story is still on my want-list. It will happen, sooner or later, it will: I grew up in the spaghetti-western country and watched uncountable western movies for a reason after all :)

Yes. This is why it all feels so terrible again.

I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.

A total eclipse of the heart killed my father you son of a bitch

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.