they got me on a Southwest flight, first (and only) of the year… listen, Idc what the haters say, Delta is still the best airline hands down.

The older I get the more I really dislike seeing other people’s feet/toes in public…

Being in the crowd of DWTS looks so exhausting. Clapping and screaming constantly. You know producers are around working to keep the crowd going… you can hear them start to die out then resurge. I’m exhausted for them!

Publicly mocking people for things that have absolutely no affect on you, is wild to me. What’s the point?? What are you trying to prove, and to who?? When has that ever changed someone’s mind or helped anyone?

Woah. Pile of garbage was a wild statement!

I need to understand how we can make electric vehicles and split atoms… but we can’t make landscaping equipment quieter.

I know Byrd scooters didn’t really work out for most cities… but honestly, airports would be so clutch if they had them.

I love listening to conspiracy theorists in the airport… there’s always a new one.

Lady in front of me is SHOOK, absolutely BESIDE HERSELF, that there isn’t more architecture falling apart in America. That our buildings are so strong.

Ma’am… what???

Someone’s find my iPhone chirp just went off and everything in me wants to yell “ITS OVER HEREE” like my husband does when I’m looking for mine at home.
As if the chirp from the phone didn’t signal where it was, as intended.

Never change, Bryant.

Something about the airport always brings me back to Bluesky for my strange airport hot takes…

Today’s hot take… sandals are already a NO for airports, but adding on a flip flop shuffle where they slide on the ground when you step so everyone can hear?? I’m unwell…

Now I’m lucky to get my name at all without a string of numbers, dots and dashes connected somehow…

You know what haunts me… I was basically a part of the beginning of modern internet and I really fumbled the bag by not getting domains with my name… I had some goth-wanna-be screen name that was spelled lookin like the sPoNgEbOb mEme…

Serves me right… regret.

Sometimes I know how my travel day will go based on if I smoothly get on an escalator with my suitcase or not.

I miss when the internet was filled with homestar runner and other weird eclectic things.

Well ain’t that somethin

If you’re lighting fireworks past 10pm on a night that isn’t July 4th or New Years I hope you stub your toe.

Delta’s new app is leaps and bounds better than it used to be 🥹
The navigation, the speed, the intuitive feel throughout… way to go. It’s about dang time.

The skills I have to make an iced coffee last all day, is unmatched.

Sending an email for the first time as a representative for a company you don’t work for, is terrifying.

Yall I really turned 34 and my neck said “we hate everything you do.”

I haven’t been pain free in my neck for over a week. I’m walkin around like Batman turning my whole body to do anything.

There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law.

Well as expected… Lilo and Stitch made me sob.

Woahhhh

I’m trying this new thing at the airport where I don’t have enough time to put my contacts in the morning and instead try to navigate an airport blind as a bat.

You know what sound is really annoying? The ticket approval sound at Southwest gates. The only people who need to hear any kind of approval sound of a scanned ticket, is the passenger and the gate agent. Not the entire concourse.

Flip flops are lot appropriate airport footwear!!!

Best iPhone update feature since idk when?

The ability to listen to voice memos and navigate away from the conversation while still listening.

The way Adobe has a chokehold on PDF's is unacceptable.

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Friday Night in the Olivas home #PizzaNight

Pepperoni is that item at the grocery store you never really know where it’ll be. You just count on stumbling into it on some random end-cap or shelf hanger…