How dare you?
How dare you enshittify YouTube?

YouTube is an OG. YouTube was there when the ancient magic was written.

😭

Two black cats sitting side by side in a white bath the cat in the foreground is slinky & sleek & the one in the background is fluffy. They are looking in opposite directions

Think I caught the cats shooting their album cover in the bath

Cat with yellow bow tie sitting and looking up with tongue out.

Blep! :3

I think we can all agree that we neither agree nor disagree on everything or anything all or none of the time. Or possibly not.

I'm told I'm a very agreeable person. Although many seem to disagree. Which I agree with.

You're in her DMs.

I'm reading an article about squirrels.

We are not the same

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fissioned chips

Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

Smudge the cat, who is mostly concerned just with what's going on in his own house.

Folks, I don't intend to post about every single horrible thing that's happening at the moment because I'm not a direct news source and also because my mental health has an upper limit. Don't confuse lack of obsessive news updating for lack of concern or lack of personal action. Also, here's a cat.

It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”