Alex J Squire

i feel like the male lonliness epidemic is somehow connected to the male shittiness epidemic

mmm nobel peach pies

"Wile E. Coyote" is actually a pun on "wily coyote" Not a lot of people know that.

i'm actually not surprised that a bunch of misogynists are performing in saudi arabia

Was it a business association? A lobby group? A labour union? A reguatory branch of government? What exactly did the Lollipop Guild do?

if elected i promise the floor WILL be lava

i hope he has cool sunglasses on

exciting news: it seems i'm almost finished setting up my pc

Jimmy's a bitch for returning

I think I finally no longer like comedy or comedians.

I believe the world is flat in certain areas.

long ago, there was a little girl who loved gersbermps, and her name was ermagerd

Sleep well on your estate tonight @shamas.bsky.social

The help have been duly reprimanded for their transgressions

Decided to live by the sword. Fingers crossed!!!

ACAB includes these two

i had a dream where i started using the word "merk" a lot

*car crash*
surgeon: i can't operate on my son
nurse: wait why not? operate on your son! holy shit

how were millennials supposed to buy houses when they were always throwing up in their mouths a little

if i hear one more x is like if you drew y from memory joke i'm going to throw victor off the roof of absolute

damn dude

oh yay yay yay i get to do one of these! ok ready? ahem: i NEVER liked snoop dog! 💕💕💕

I have decided to inspire all of you losers

I tried listening to music and let's just say no thanks

from the song

acab includes the boyfriend who's back

acab includes lifeguards

ugh the way gen zs just stare at you when you ask them the dumbest thing ever

dog people just want unconditional love from a weapon

When someone likes me for who I pretend to be and not for who I really am, that is such a fucking win.

She's a 10 but 10:30 in Newfoundland