Your comment on Lawrence last night, “This guy couldn’t beat Richard Nixon right now.” was Chef’s Kiss

Thank you, Senator

Did everyone but me get their $5,000 DOGE check?

His speech is becoming more and more slurred

My cardiologist: your heart surgery is $150,000.
Me: Well I have $20,000 in my health account. We good?

It is a fact the meal is less expensive this year; however…
it’s like downsizing from an Explorer to an Escape & saying car prices are less.

“Hey Megyn Kelly, I'm Eloise & I'm 14y”

“kids my age aren't supposed to be the ones correcting you. We're not supposed to be the moral compass in a room full of adults who should have known better. But here we are“

”You're protecting the predator! & you shouldn't need a freshman to tell you that.”

She’s still QAnon

She has a 13 yr. old daughter.

Nixon didn’t go to jail. His attorney general did.

Just a reminder about Senator Minority Leader

Schumer’s daughters work for Bezos and Zuck.
Schumer was in the front row of Trump’s inauguration.
Schumer is the leader of the Senate because of the billionaires.

THESE two are going to negotiate their own insurance premiums?

If only Chuck Schumer could be just 5% Mitch McConnell and not 100% Charlie Brown.

I'm the spouse of an air traffic controller and I could not be more livid at the news that Dems might cave. I called and left voicemails for my Dem senators. If my family can hold the fucking line, so can they.

Chuck Schumer, you worthless piece of shit! Voters will remember this. The 10 Dems need to be booted as well.

His career is over if he fucks us. AOC, announce it now! You will crush him.

EVERY FUCKING DEMOCRATS WHO CAVES SHOULD BE VOTED OUT! We didn’t fight for THIS. You spineless pieces of shit!

Hmmm. Haven’t seen Byron at any Mar-a-LaRdo events. 🤔

OMG! 😡 And this horrible human will most likely be the next governor of Alabama.

Brilliant! Must be copied in every city. Neuter Trump's authoritarianism. Make the world laugh at him. Shine a spotlight on his lies.

Was that the one his wife found out he was screwing?

Time for a NIKE boycott.

Travis Kelce may want to look into Miss Kai’s logo

No. It’s Clinton’s 9/11.

Lawrence O’Donnell: “Imagine crossing ten time zones to hear that.”

HEY CORPORATE MEDIA,

Say it with me. Your headline is REPUBLICAN CONGRESS FAILS TO FUND GOVERNMENT: SHUTDOWN IMMINENT

Let me know if you need any help with this

Hold trump to his promises! MAKE HIM DO IT!

So,very true 👍.