Tom Rittenhouse

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They’ll likely pitch him carefully but it’s too risky to just put a runner on base, especially one who can steal like Ohtani. Most of the time teams are willing to risk one run and pitch to hitters like him, but they obviously stopped doing that last night when it became a walkoff scenario.

As ridiculous as it was those were situational moves. Tie game where a home run beats you. And on a night where he’s clearly seeing the ball well.

An unexpected side effect of all the bad AI the NFL is cramming into my eyeballs has been my yearning for the FOX robot daddies

I’ll never forget the relief and joy after waiting for decades for my team to finally win. I set up a camera to film myself watching (alone) because I wanted that moment to last forever. It’s the best feeling in the world as a fan. I’ll definitely be rooting for your Jays in the WS.

For anyone who isn’t familiar with D’Angelo’s music and wants to know where to start: he put out three albums and they are all masterpieces

Weird and I cautiously love it

Weird. A bad business model driven entirely from VCs in the tech sector that will cause irreparable environmental and economic damage???

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

Growing up religious we had to call it “Waiting for Goshot”

NEW: I spoke with a woman named Andrea about her experience being detained by ICE after calling the cops for help during a domestic violence incident.

She was recently postpartum, breastfeeding & put in an all-male facility. She was detained for 2.5 months.

Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures

Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight"

Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No."

Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division"

Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

one interesting thing about watching the wnba is that unlike in the nba, they don't shout "NBA!!!" before taking a shot. they just shoot it

Phillies memorialized the POOP scorebug

Success is evolution

VRMKAKE

I know this might be more of a Brennan thing but flamingos really aren’t in Florida. I believe he’s referring to the roseate spoonbill.

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good eve sharks . My invention is pants where that’s okay.

Growing up in a religious home we called him Goshzilla

Gobbles America would be a funny name for a turkey

That lang syne auld as hell y’all

Ramsey asked me if The Grinch ever calls himself that and if not are we sure "Grinch" isn't a Whoville slur

Boyhood (2014) should be called 12 Christmases (2014) because that’s how many of them happen during its critically-acclaimed 2h 45m runtime

@colinmochrie.bsky.social croaket

@colinmochrie.bsky.social Do you know what his favorite game was?

Just found out the WB frog is in hopspice ☹️