Your friendly neighborhood Eli

By now they have to have learned that "I'm never watching the NFL again" is all talk. And that all the chuds who performatively burn their jerseys on livestream just go and buy another one.

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou

We want Chilly Willy! We want Chilly Willy!

A woman reacts approvingly to "God bless America" before reacting disapprovingly to "All the Americas."

Why call it Sports Bluesky when Skeeted Rivalry was right there?

A New Yorker cartoon. A coach pointing at a chalkboard with a play written on it with lots of X’s and O’s and football players looking on. Text reads: "You're gonna line up like this and then run around giving everyone kisses.

Gonna tell my kids this is Heated Rivalry

Not SportSteve?

YouTube video by Gaming Sound FX Sad Trombone - Sound Effect (HD)

I have a different vision of the soundtrack for that funeral youtu.be/CQeezCdF4mk

I didn't hear this joke till the 2nd time I saw that episode, because we were laughing so hard at the previous part.

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

Ahead of production of Sesame Street, they worried that the kids would ignore the Muppets & interact with the humans. Nope. One kid, seeing Carroll Spinney climb out of the Big Bird suit, turned wide-eyed to his mother and asked, "Do you think Big Bird knows there's a *man* inside him?!?"

judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people

"Little-known fact there, Normie... there's no actual beams used in the transporter."

I want to know how she got the bikini on the manatee.

As a Scorpio, it doesn't matter what I eat - what comes out of my tail end is gonna sting ya.

Yeah, the thing that jumped out at me was how his idea of giving her a break is for the 3 of them to do their normal routine under a different roof for a few days.

It's not about memory. Dem strategists will come up with reasons for them to avoid it. Hakeem Jeffries will parrot whatever Senate Republicans say in response. Chuck Schumer will give his mic-drop smugly satisfied look after making some comment about the "egg price class."

And/or the Epstein class.

I never watch figure skating outside of the Olympics, and I guess I missed her in '92, because I was unfamiliar with her going into the '94 event. My then-gf told me about the flip she was known for & I thought that didn't seem possible. Shows you what I know.

🎵 On a Sunday afternoon 🎶

(at least it is for me as I read this post - I think that counts)

Isn't that the city in Indiana where Columbia House is?

I saw all the references to fish in your posts. I thought it was just a fluke.

Dennis Duffy is one of the best-executed non-regular characters in TV history. Perfect use of him - both frequency and story - and Dean just absolutely nailed every moment of it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to K-Mart for some coffee.

Elk River is where I lived. Nice to see that from the Star News, but based on my experience in ER, I'm not going to hold my breath.

Everything he wants to do is allowable under those rules. Often, in the words of the late comedian Barry Crimmins, "due to lucky, special, magic reasons."

For the uninitiated, what's the problem here?

Glory won 3, but the fact that it wasn't nominated for Best Picture or Best Direction is wrong. As much as I love Field of Dreams, it did not deserve the nod over Glory.

The see me rollin'. They hatin'.

Not Ken, tho, apparently.