Your friendly neighborhood Eli

made a joke about cam skattebo's last name being silly and then immediately realized it's just my name but with an s

You want me to tumble 4 ya? At my age? Do you really want to hurt me?

Haloumi

Nobody EVER asks what all the candy is for when you buy $150 worth during October and all I’m saying is let’s keep that energy for cheese all year round because I’m tired of all the questions

Only if we sing "We're the blue shirt club" to the tune of The B-52's "Deadbeat Club." (You can have the Fred Schneider part)

From the little I've read about them, it does seem to be by design.

Looks amazing (and vegetarian friendly? or am I missing something?)

London Crows

London Crows

#CorvidCrew

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I miss the days when, as far as I knew, WTAF was just the call letters for channel 29.

Is it weird that I prefer a brave Caesar salad?

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Milky Hay

Fuck every single bit of that noise

two men are hugging each other in a park and one of them is wearing a watch . ALT: two men are hugging each other in a park and one of them is wearing a watch .

I'm here for you when you find out about Grape Nuts.

Guys, check your kids' Halloween candy. I just found Maylasian Airlines Flight 370 in my nephew's candy.

How far from Mississippi are they? This might be in the works.

post something random or you'll have an awful November

0.00000001% of your arm is trying to be Crystal Gayle.

Another of my favorite posts from over on the other place.

8:03 AM and already the best thing I'll read today? I guess it just works that way sometimes.

a large ship with smoke coming out of the chimneys is floating in the ocean ALT: a large ship with smoke coming out of the chimneys is floating in the ocean

Anchor at best. More likely an iceberg.

In a field a couple of miles southeast of Boise County Skydiving School.

Frightening af

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

I guess he's into safe sex. I have to say I'm a little surprised.

I'm used to a calm demeanor from you, but you seem to be quite animated as a result of this.

"first mate, remind me how to spell out the number two in roman numerals"

"ii, captain!"

"Number one... engage."

"No, no, we're just part of this group thing."

4'33"