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Controversial writer and middle school teacher Mousehousebooks.com

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(Kaboom! is a good book. K2B22M is a masterpiece.)

21.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our greatest living novelist @macyk.bsky.social, has written extensively about the great evil that groundhogs have brought unto our land.

21.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"The swan she wants to stop looking at her is Charles Swann. So at the same time she celebrates, through the dialogue between shampoo and conditioner, the beauty standards that help her achieve a measure of independence, she also seeks an escape from the male gaze. l'd like to think that, somewhere out there, she watched that and felt seen. In a good way."

"The swan she wants to stop looking at her is Charles Swann. So at the same time she celebrates, through the dialogue between shampoo and conditioner, the beauty standards that help her achieve a measure of independence, she also seeks an escape from the male gaze. l'd like to think that, somewhere out there, she watched that and felt seen. In a good way."

Adam Sandler on writing the bathtub scene in Billy Madison as a tribute to Odette de CrΓ©cy from Marcel Proust’s classic In Search of Lost Time:

20.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mods aren’t awake yet, so I feel comfortable saying it now: Norman β€œBoomer” Esiason.

The best alum? @macyk.bsky.social. (Sorry, Penny.)

12.02.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe baseball catchers should rigidly adhere to the style played by the 70s Red Sox and 80s White Sox, while managers should liberally interpret and emulate the style of the 2000-2018 Angels. I’m Fiskally conservative but Scioscially liberal

05.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
⚑️⚑️ CHAPTER 1 ⚑️⚑️
It was a dark and stormy night that he had accurately predicted. Too bad no one had seen the forecast.

⚑️⚑️ CHAPTER 1 ⚑️⚑️ It was a dark and stormy night that he had accurately predicted. Too bad no one had seen the forecast.

Celebrate Groundhog Day by reading about Punxsutawney Phil’s battles with celebrity meteorologist Stan β€œThunder Man” Parker in @macyk.bsky.social’s Kaboom series, which some have described as β€œthe funniest books in the history of literature.”

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02.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Been a while that I remembered on time. But now it's 11 PM and I'm in bed and remember. Wishing a happy Radmanovic to Damon Agnos

09.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, it’s a cold one
-Santana Claus (feat. Rob Thomas)

24.12.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Now That's What I Call Not A Pipe!

12.12.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CK One is the new supplement from manosphere influencer Charles Kinbote

27.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great bookβ€”I highly recommend!

25.10.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢She call me Mr.

12.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Draymond Green at the microphone at media day wearing sunglasses that spell β€œBOOM” but the photo has been edited to add β€œKA” before the glasses and β€œ!” After

Draymond Green at the microphone at media day wearing sunglasses that spell β€œBOOM” but the photo has been edited to add β€œKA” before the glasses and β€œ!” After

Thank you to Draymond Green for promoting @macyk.bsky.social’s KABOOM! series at media day! We’re so glad you enjoyed the books! www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

29.09.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Penguin statue made of various metal items – tools and pipes and such

Penguin statue made of various metal items – tools and pipes and such

Always a treat to see the penguin from the steampunk production of Billy Madison

23.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Wake me up when 'September' ends." -guy who only wants to hear the deep cuts at the Earth, Wind, and Fire show

21.09.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

win rammstein’s money

18.09.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

When you come across a book you wish you had published

02.09.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

medium.com/the-shocker/... I’ll always take the opportunity to repost this @macyk.bsky.social classic

17.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friday after work, my brain is melted and I was just thinking "I sometimes post something on Fridays" - but I completely forgot what it was. Luckily @damonagnos.bsky.social did the unrepost/ repost thing

01.08.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Future National Sports, by Patrick Cosmos 11 track album

my new album Future National Sports is out today, on Tuesday, god's chosen release day. i took the photo myself. i always take the photo myself patrickcosmos.bandcamp.com/album/future...

08.07.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

i’m sorry i said your baby looks like a β€œrough 30”

17.07.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014

13.07.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This sucks ass with a straw.
Any of my esteemed colleagues in the field of amateur meteorology are welcome to elaborate.
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elliiot β€’ 8d ago
I don't trust amateur meteorologists. I only get my weather news from Stan "Thunder Man" Parker.

r/philadelphia 8 days ago Ivory Dynamite Join 18) NSFW A technical assessment of current Philadelphia weather conditions Nature This sucks ass with a straw. Any of my esteemed colleagues in the field of amateur meteorology are welcome to elaborate. δ»‹ 980 倕 β€’ 187 Share Single comment thread See full discussion elliiot β€’ 8d ago I don't trust amateur meteorologists. I only get my weather news from Stan "Thunder Man" Parker.

elliiot gets it

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01.07.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re not speaking my love language your honor

26.03.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His full name is Father John Misty Misdemeanor Elliott

22.02.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to get a job in advertising here's some ads I made for soda

21.02.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Tired of your heroes letting you down? Want to find good authors of impeccable character? I’d start with Alex Siquig.

13.01.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

EBENEZER SCROOGE: You there, boy, what day is it?

JAY GATSBY: Why it’s Toyotathon, old sport!

30.12.2024 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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