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@rorydiamond.bsky.social

Jungle expert and dnb obsessive, LFC JFT97, pisstaking, fuck the Tories, fuck American fascism, Twitter was always shit. Not vain so don’t like Insta. I love moaning.

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Latest posts by rorydiamond.bsky.social on Bluesky

He’s literally a chinless wonder. He’s useless. And he was Truss’ lackey. He will never not be tarred with that brush.

18.06.2025 07:53 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah. Fuck the French.

18.06.2025 07:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so glad you’re on Bluesky

14.06.2025 08:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will bet money that he is undiagnosed autistic.

23.04.2025 18:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Such an incredible range of respiratory ailments on display in this audience at the Paul Simon show.

23.04.2025 01:56 — 👍 50    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

It’s because he’s a short-arse. No other reason.

13.04.2025 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not defending the BBC’s decision, but the entire world still fawns over Picasso, who was an absolute fucking disgrace of a human being.

11.04.2025 04:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a genuine talent. I’m rubbish at any baking.

11.04.2025 04:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Perspective changes everything.
[Ars Mathermatica]

10.04.2025 21:21 — 👍 7036    🔁 1190    💬 223    📌 3

I know every word of this album.

11.04.2025 03:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha

08.04.2025 18:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If that’s true then that’s the kind of fact I love.

08.04.2025 17:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YOU ARE POINTING THE GUN AT HIS HEAD, YOU CRETIN.

08.04.2025 17:38 — 👍 116    🔁 7    💬 6    📌 0

And cųnt

03.04.2025 00:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Very good. Full marks.

02.04.2025 23:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m glad you’ve said this, as the glue sniffing insult seems so infrequently used these days. Back in the 90s glue sniffing insults were ten-a-penny. Ah, the good old days.

02.04.2025 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A pair of tits without a bra.

02.04.2025 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What an absolute bellend.

02.04.2025 23:22 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And dull. Fuck me he’s dull.

02.04.2025 23:17 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just as long as you’re here I’m happy, so that I can follow your wit blindly in an almost Trumpian fashion.

02.04.2025 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is great.

30.03.2025 00:36 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Come On Eileen. Mindless soul-death in slow motion as soon as I hear that caterwaul.

29.03.2025 22:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And which way now to turn, politically…

29.03.2025 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My little lad, Gomez

28.03.2025 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi fellow Rory. Yeah I follow it all pretty closely. I know what Labour are doing and not doing. They’ve effectively lost my vote as of today. They barely had it before but now they deffo don’t. What in the hell are they doing? TAX THE RICH. END OF. And don’t get me started on their Brexit-denialism

26.03.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Labour are getting right on my tits now.

26.03.2025 14:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck AirBnB

26.03.2025 13:39 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s funny cos both Dubai and Canary Wharf are chock full of cųnts.

25.03.2025 10:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why would you post a link to X on here? Taking the piss you are.

25.03.2025 08:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unfortunately, yes. I don’t think I can be excluded from the facts / stats.

24.03.2025 09:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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