Gangnam Kyle

Why would you thank being cursed

Why

This seems to be some sort of remaster of a game that isn’t real

Absolutely stronking my beavis

I didn’t even know that was a thing but it doesn’t surprise me at all

There’s an unopened grape airhead on the ground by the laundry room stairs and it’s been there for about 2 weeks. I’m starting to think that nobody’s coming back for it and that I might get to have a treat

Some kid brought Gjallarhorn to band practice. I don’t really know what to do about that so he’s playing twinkle twinkle little star on it like everyone else with their regular brass winds. Hopefully none of the notes to herald ragnarok sound like twinkle twinkle little star

Battlesnake has been killing it

Why do all of these guys look the same

I’ve been writhing in filth for a while now, and I’m gonna be honest it’s sort of gross. 2 stars

Casting spells

I thought runes were going to be more important. I thought I was going to be learning about various runes and glyphs every day

I’m out here with multiple beverages holding off the imminent thirst that comes after us all

Potion of Blasphemous Logging Off

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Man made horrors beyond my comprehension? Oh no, I couldn’t, I’m simply stuffed… well… maybe one more. One more couldn’t hurt

The world’s longest blade, very impressive. However, it sucks

Putting cravable spreads on fantasy sandwiches call that magic the slathering

What’s that slamming? Oh it’s the Tupperware cabinet ghosts again. It’s fine they’ll stop in a few minutes

The greatest thing is half the daedric quests being broken and not able to complete them without console fixes which you can’t access on xbox

It’s come to my attention that Abe Lincoln probably didn’t watch house. Well then he shouldn’t be talking about them

Hjello I would ljike to bjuy a fjord fjocus vjehicle

in my opinnion morrowind is best played on a oringinal xbox . because the game is bad, playing it should be as unenjoyable as poss ible

Abe Lincoln really said a house divided cannot stand but dr Gregory house is not divided in half and he also can’t stand without a cane. So basically just houses can’t stand

Ahh… thank you Garth brooks. I would love a sweated cheese leaf

Wouldn’t that be a cabinet falling

This shelf has been sketchy for 10 years so I wasn’t surprised and it’s not the first time this has happened but this is the worst one by far I haven’t replaced it because if you look at it its a handsome ass shelf

My shelf fell. I’ve decided that I’m not going to do anything about it and instead rely on the structural integrity of the contents underneath each shelf to keep it from falling further

Blacksmiths were really cooking when they invented the humble ingot