Simone Lasher

I haven’t been posting all my wins lately but today was a banner day.

A macrame rope hanging in an arc on a wall, with Sanrio plush keychains hanging from it.

I also went goddamn ham on the Sanrio blind boxes.

A medium sized bear plush holding a strawberry, a large Rilakkuma plush in pajamas, and a large Jurassic Park T-Rex plush

A large My Melody plush, a medium Cinnamoroll plush with a Kuromi hat, and three chibi plush: a brown and white ghost, and two seals in penguin onesies

Four extremely bootleg plush: a sheep thing, a white bear in a coffee cup, a “Kuromi”, and a banana

As we head into the weekend: more of my claw machine trophies.

Husband and I hit up Round 1 but also an indie claw machine place in Danville that was extremely cheap and disappointing. (See pic 3)

My husband’s starting to get into this too, but he mostly just wants to do the chibi machines.

To be more clear, Whoopea resells MINISO and PopMart stuff. For some blind boxes you can buy the exact figure you want instead of a blind box

MIMON-Dream Maker Plush Dolls, Blind Box Blind box seller for retail and wholesale base in China. We have over 1000 different series of blind boxes including a lot of popular blind boxes like POP MART, Nommi, Baby Three, Labubu, etc. A wareh...

$30; I’ve bought from this place before and shipping does take like two weeks but at least it’s another option

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Those’re also apparently at Pop Mart? I just saw them scrolling through a reseller site

My home Round 1 hasn’t gotten the shark Mofusands in the claw machines yet, but I’ve been seeing them on TikTok and getting jealous. So I popped over to the SF one after work (and hit the MINISO over there too; I got obsessed with blind boxes recently, Satan help me) and they had the RAINBOW SHARK!

John Hurt enjoying a meal in the film Alien

NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.

My new intern is so innocent, she sincerely told me at the end of the day “See you next Tuesday” and I had to keep a straight face.

Called it. (Well, not the year.)

Not pictured: a large Korilakkuma plush with a lemon on her head, which I gave to a little girl who was looking sad at not winning anything.

Pfff Mal. It’s when the toy itself is not in the machine to grab. Instead it’s a round yellow cushion that you’re trying to pick up with the claw and get to the chute. Those aren’t skill based; it’s basically only if you’re lucky and the claw feels like grabbin’

A large Rilakkuma plush wearing a blue sea monster (?) onesie, with three chibi plushes: a penguin in a blue fish onesie, a tan fuzzy cat with an angry face, and a brown fuzzy bear with an angry face.

Just a quick round while running errands

There are like six machines with different Mofusand at our local Round 1 and I am determined to get them all. But this red panda Mofusand is extraordinarily cute! My first time winning a “token” style claw game too.

Yesss it’s my new “I can’t watch the news anymore” soothing content of choice! Lots of good tips in those videos too

Can’t stop won’t stop

I think my brother is about to hate me for the number of new toys my nieces are gonna get

LET’S BALL!!!

It’s a Mofusand! I am so obsessed. They’re sooo cute.

A large stuffed Sanrio Cinnamoroll plush, a smaller Cinnamoroll plush dressed in a Valentine’s Day outfit, and a tiny flocked plastic Cinnamoroll (from a gashapon machine)

Fluffy Sanrio Kuromi plush, and a Hello Kitty plush wearing a pastel onesie. A tiny Rilakkuma plush wearing a dinosaur onesie.

A very large Sanrio Cinnamoroll plush, a Mofusand cat plush wearing a sailor outfit, and a Korilakkuma plush wearing a headband. Plus SEVEN tiny chibi plushies of diffrent types, including a fuzzy Kuromi.

Been under an intense amount of stress the last few months. Bought a house, lots of stuff going wrong. But I stopped drinking… and overeating… and I don’t do drugs (except sleepy time edibles). So what have I been doing to blow off steam?

Claw machines. I wish I were joking.

But I’m really good.

Me & husband glossary:
D.B. Sweeny, verb
To be abducted by aliens
“Whitley Streiber totally got D.B. Sweenyed.”
Origin: Watching FIRE IN THE SKY and forgetting the character’s name but not the actor’s

I cried so hard at this one I left the theater with a headache. Gorgeous film, but once was enough.

I haaate the new Patreon app update and its “home” feed. I do not use Patreon as a discovery tool for new shows. I use Patreon to pay for the shows I want to listen to. Show those to me FIRST. #patreon

I wish these reporters would say something back to him. I wish the other reporters would defend their colleague. But more than anything I wish they would just laugh in his face.

He would be LIVID.

God I wish one of the reporters he insults would just burst out laughing at this ridiculous man.

You know he would LOSE IT if a woman laughed in his face.

I lovvvve it!

Digital drawing of Columbo in a catroonish style. He has one finger raised as though trying to get someone’s attention, and there’s a cigar in his other hand.

He’s just a little guy

The fast food chain “Popeye’s” is named after Gene Hackman’s character in The French Connection.

a group of men are standing in a hallway and one of them is saying we are the united states government ALT: a group of men are standing in a hallway and one of them is saying we are the united states government

It also cracks me up when he just yells “NO” at Robert Redford in this scene.

“… and by the time they figure out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.”

(Plus every other line that man said.)