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Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills. Partner of @cynxyn. Working at KingsIsle on wizardy and piratey games.

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taps the sign:

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04.08.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention RFK clearly headed in the β€œdisabilities are a disease” and β€œnon-productive people don’t deserve to live” directions while he gathers lists of names, as part of the overall context.

04.08.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A long exposure image of the Earth from orbit showing the Dragon capsule, the city lights appearing like streaks with the green and orange atmospheric glow, many stars in the background of space with the streak of the Milky Way and both Magellanic Clouds as large circular blobs.

A long exposure image of the Earth from orbit showing the Dragon capsule, the city lights appearing like streaks with the green and orange atmospheric glow, many stars in the background of space with the streak of the Milky Way and both Magellanic Clouds as large circular blobs.

3 GALAXIES CAPTURED FROM ORBIT!!!

YOU CAN SEE THE MILKY WAY AND BOTH MAGELLANIC CLOUDS!! 🌌🌌

yet ANOTHER banger from astronaut don pettit

03.08.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3245    πŸ” 407    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 27

intentionally unfortunate verb choice

03.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is indeed EXTREMELY REFRESHING

03.08.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBut I don’t believe in vampires. Do you, Lord Batbatbat?”

03.08.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they didn’t pronounce it β€œVAH-che” like everyone else?

03.08.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

goodnight, beautiful nebelung

03.08.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I dont need therapy i know where it all went wrong #labyrinth #labyrinthmovie #muppets #jimhenson #brianhenson #davidbowie #bowie #davidbowietiktok #fictionalmen #fictionalmenarebetter #childhoodcrush... TikTok video by Alexandra Kopko (She/Her)

Also, Whomst among us

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kuUNWK/

03.08.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know why there is a trend on tiktok where young women have drawn on Hamilton goatees and are lip syncing to Best of Wives and Best of Women while climbing out of windows in increasingly ridiculous ways...

But I've seen like 7 of them now and every time I watch them and laugh. πŸ˜‚

03.08.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

These are wonderful, thank you!

03.08.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re telling me starbursts were in wrappers and that wasn’t just the outer shell?

03.08.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Statement from Katherine Maher, NPR President & CEO, on Closure of Corporation for Public Broadcasting Today, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced that it will begin a "wind-down of its operations" and ultimate full operational closure following the passage of a federal rescissions p...

Here’s our CEO’s statement. Factually, I just want people to understand that you can still help a lot if this is something you care about. And because at this very hard moment I am not in a position to answer for the network, I’m going to keep this closed. (3/3) www.npr.org/2025/08/01/g...

02.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 859    πŸ” 248    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The f-slur was used like punctuation. You’d hear it dozens of times a day from other kids and it was the generic insult.

03.08.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the theory that he was the last stolen child who didn’t get rescued in time.

03.08.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope she takes one of her single friends, has a wonderful time with them, and realizes she can do better when she gets back.

02.08.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you supposed to recombobulate by falling down the stairs?

02.08.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that they eventually listened and made the Apple trackers snitch on themselves to everyone who’s near them for a while

01.08.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the number of times they got the theme song stuck in my head was also a war crime

01.08.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until they out all the people who’ve been having sex with it

01.08.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Xena: Warrior Princess

01.08.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why aren’t we seeing *this* on the news? πŸ™‚

01.08.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for correcting me, I was obviously taken in by the clever ruse of the large text behind them that reads THE SHOWRUNNERS AND CREATORS

01.08.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where the actual hell are Shonda and The Residence? Did they make her take the picture?

01.08.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hrgl

01.08.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell

31.07.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 34792    πŸ” 10092    πŸ’¬ 909    πŸ“Œ 375

I’m going to assume they call it iced matcha latte

01.08.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that’s the first song i learned on alto sax in 6th grade!

01.08.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s go in on some darts together.

01.08.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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