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I couldn’t be more upset. At least without transitioning into another word. I’m not distraught. I’m not in anguish, I’m just the most upset you can be. 10/10 upset. Dang.

I require the Dodgers to collapse to ash tomorrow. I am unsatisfied with the current situation. 20 runs for the blue jays will work as well.

er, sorry, THE top

Last time to say it. “Y’know the Yankees, they’re not a good team”

I see now I also replaced leafs with leafs…. Smell ya later

Garbage poopy leafs??????? lol nice. Only took me 3 minutes to count the letters. Idiot!!

America loses to the EU at golf, they lose to Canada at hockey, they lose to Canada AGAIN at football, what is this place good at again?

This is the Chiefs win everyone was waiting for last year. More people will yap about the 1-3 Ravens (fair enough, it’s more interesting)

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What beating Silk Song felt like

Sure feels like it

😭 Can the pacers try again!?

Brutal finish for those fellas.

But all the props in the world to OKC. Hell of a gauntlet they went through.

Pascal is playing til the whistle.

11:47pm: game

11:45pm: Was taking a piss, dunno why Oilers on the PP. The wheels are coming off over here

11:35pm: everyone is tired

11:31pm: Oilers have been woefully lacking on the draw. Two wins in a row in panthers territory is a good sign… but then they give up another in their own.

11:25pm: Oilers looking MUCH stronger but Florida keeping them off balance

11:20pm: on the reffing front, after a bit of a Wild West start, the Zebras settled it down gradually and have been extremely fair in the late game. We’ll see what non calls we get in OT. 11:22pm: that Kapanen attempt made every butthole pucker

11:15pm: puck is MOVING. So are the panthers. All about corralling bouncing pucks early in OT

10:55: feeling like it doesn’t matter AT ALL who wins this game

10:48pm: Oilers are trying to do “too much”? Every push towards Floridas net is attempting the kill shot. They’ve pulled off some outrageous passes that if scored would be immortal goals.

9:43pm I’ll keep updates in this thread. Huge slug fest this period. No big “light up” hits, but all checks finished strong. Both teams trading mad scrambles out in front.

@alicemoran.bsky.social 9:34pm Kirk with a walk off blast off Romano. Oilers looking horny again off that second goal. Defence going to need to be better down the stretch

If you don’t count that as a Sam Bennet hat trick then you’re counting wrong. Got his fingies all over this game

I don’t think I’ve EVER seen a good faith encore. I believed it at the moment maybe once or twice, but there has to be a better way… for the children.

Doubt it

If all remaining series are sweeps.

Every day someone asks me if DC x Sonic the Hedgehog is canon. I only say "What does your heart tell you"

I hate to do this to you @edmontonoilers.bsky.social but it’s you LITERALLY against the confederacy

If you attend any professional sports game these days, it seems like there is at least a 50% chance some barstool dip shit is going to be performing some obnoxious bit directly into a phone camera no fewer than 10 feet from you.