Alternatively *what could a banana cost meme*

*surely the kids are wrong meme*

I think sharing a screenshot of a thread of Blueskeets on Twitter would be a little funnier.

You can be captain of the boat we’re both in. I’ll be the insane stowaway/deserted island rescue. I’ll sit in a corner and mutter, presumably about a treasure.

Like some fucked up Pennywise-ass government. 🤡

Thank you. It is my birthday, but I know this isn’t what you’re talking about.

Millions even. I would take inexperienced and principled over experienced and whatever this is.

NGL, I first saw this in my periphery and wanted actual waffles.

“Snap crispy” is how I order it. I want it to vaporize in my mouth.

Are you going to listen to more Gordon Lightfoot?

Just wait until “no NERV gf” and we all become a pile of orange goo.

Hap birf

Dude, we don’t even have rich people spending money on the broader culture. They just *checks notes* buy GPUs.

Hey, #ruby folks! I've been one of the #RubyGems maintainers for the last decade.

Ruby Central has forcefully taken control of the RubyGems organization on GitHub, the `rubygems-update` and `bundler` gems on rubygems[.]org, and more.

You can read the details here: pup-e.com/goodbye-ruby...

Hold onto your shorts if you make your way to Michigan. We go there for vacation, and they’re even stronger than IL.

It’s a good question

You ever get bummed about how many cool open source projects die on the vine? That's how I'm feeling tonight. It's such a sad thing that we can't have a proper shared ownership of these common utilities? It's still quite hierarchical, even though we've come far.

@mike.crute.us *chants your last name*

I dearly miss Elixir as my daily language. It might be the best pattern matching I’ve seen.

I’ll say, I hope we’re not the last people to take a computer class. Maybe that’s an old person take.

It’s sickening. They’re perverts of the worst kind.

There’s a not very funny joke here about elbows and knees, but I think you already made a funnier one by leaving the space for a less funny joke to exist.

You’re an icon

I’d prefer the keys that came with the funny little parallelogram as a keychain.

That was my work music for 2018. I love that stuff.

It’s a shame he only speaks Dutch

If narrative fiction works for you, I’ve enjoyed a number over the years. The Black Tapes, Tanis, and Rabbits are all by the same folks, and they all can pass time well.

I was gonna ask if suggesting Nix to you was like suggesting Haskell to Gary.

I’m rationally angry about this. I’m so irrationally angry, that I’ve looped back around to rational.

Something I’ve been trying to put forward in my circle is my understanding that part of propaganda is to wear us out. One of the radical things we can do is not let them wear us out. That might mean not watching the news too closely, but it also keeps me afloat to keep supporting others.