Scuba Instructor

A nursery sign in times new roman for very serious children

Wario is on steroids and Waluigi is on Ozempic

Andy Warhol invented the brillo pad

What did Freud have to say about shrinkage?

Mission: Non trans women attempt to compliment trans women by comparing her to a celebrity without being unintentionally offensive - difficulty level 1000

Image of a section of a road sign with black text on a white background. The words “any veh”, short for “any vehicle” are printed above an arrow indicating direction.

Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic

Kind heart, big ass, can't lose

I'm eating a tube of hand cream for dinner. Yum!

Stimming with my meds packet

uranium glass bong

reads: trans day of staying in and having a nice snack - snack is scribbled out and replaced with the word book. there's lots of fun doodles over the letters of arms holding books, flowers, stars, trans flag, and faces

TRANS DAY OF STAYING IN AND HAVING A NICE BOOK! returns for 2025. Are you a trans person living in the UK? Would you like someone to buy you a book of your choice for TDoV? The request form is now open: forms.gle/z7VuSDFU5AcL...

This could be us but etc. etc.

The absolute stranglehold that Take On Me by aHA had on vine creators is astounding

A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

now that DeepSeek has completed AI, we hope that Silicon Valley will turn its attention to the next best thing: investing in rural history museums

I have been Judged

She's hung AND drawn AND quartered?? Hold on I think I need to lie down

I think the thumbs down emoji is perhaps the most underused emoji of them all

The secret narrative to my skeets is that I'm being destroyed to an atomic level by trumpets.
And it's Tuesday

🎺🎺🎺TRUMPET TUESDAY🎺🎺🎺

Is anyone else being torn asunder or is it just me and Natalie Imbruglia?

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

PUT AWAY YOUR SLING, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW ARE YOU HYDRATED?

HANG UP YOUR HALBERD, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.

My wife's interests? Sure I know them! Swords and monkeys, right?

let's contemplate solidarity in the new year

New year new YOU. I'm not changing jack shit