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Thinking of the Sideshow Bob political attack ad on Mayor Quimby being so soft on crime that he let Sideshow Bob out of prison.

Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns

Happy birthday to Ilona Maher and her amazing traps!

I really with Ivermectin wasn’t so damn fun to say.

We found a baseball on our walk today, carried it several blocks home and then shoved our good fortune in this random cats face.

I think a prick is a little less aware of his prickness than a dick is of his dickness.

Dude, your hands were huge!

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Last night I went to see an REM cover band fronted by actor Michael Shannon. They played Fables of the Reconstruction start to finish & then did a second set of deep cuts. Peter Buck came out & played on the last 5 songs or so. It was fantastic.

The one TikTok I needed to save.

Anonymous Smears is the name of my Runaways cover band.

So we should send the South Korean police to arrest Trump, is what you’re saying?

Yesterday I was chatting with my dad about my learning curve using a Chuck-It at the dog park when he gets kinda ponderous and goes “Yeah, you’ve always sucked at throwing things.”

Excuse me, sir? Ouch? Not only was that quite uncalled for, but wasn’t teaching me to throw part of your job?

Devastated for Carel and his family. If you can help, please do

The best way to know if an author or artist you love is secretly a terrible person is... you can't. There are no magic tricks here. Awful people who successfully manage to be awful for years are good at hiding the fact they are awful. All the average person can do is deal on a case by case basis

Since I was 12.

Mine are:
Mine
My parents
My dad’s cell
My childhood home phone
My aunt, but only because she turned the home phone she’s had since I was 16 into her cell number.
Pizza Pizza
1-800-KARS-4-KIDS

(sorry not sorry)

A few billion years ago a cell divided for the first time, and now you, a colony of trillions of specialized cells, can get shot by the mob because the horse you bet on tripped and broke the single giant toenail it runs on, and I think that's beautiful.

That guilt you feel about not being able to support every GoFundMe for folks who are suffering?

That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it

Donate to Help Jordan Rebuild After Eaton Fire & Family Tragedy, organized by Andrew Edwards Hi, everyone. My name is Andrew, and I’m reaching out on behalf … Andrew Edwards needs your support for Help Jordan Rebuild After Eaton Fire & Family Tragedy

Jordan is the son of Anthony Mitchell who died in the Eaton fires because he stayed behind with his disabled son Justin. Justin had CP & needed medical evacuation. It never came

Jordan has lost his brother, father & their home

Please boost - it’s being left out of news articles

Everyone was so shiny.

Of course Cate Blanchett and Sarah Paulson are the only people eating the food at the Golden Globes.

I’m going to set up “hangs” every couple of weeks where my diaspora of friends can get together online and chill. I might do themes like game night, movie night, show and tell. I just want to actually see my friends.

Love this special <3

Big Daniel Radcliffe energy.

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

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Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles
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