Fangel

Me too thanks

Getting a call that will probably take a long time 2 minutes to close, pain.

That same caller (probably accidentally) hanging up the moment your shift ends, joy.

batman

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Me at my weird problem solving job when I get a weird problem to solve:

i'm about to petition for murphy's law to be renamed fangel's law after this week, and it's only thursday, what the shit

Me after having a bad day: wow, today sucks. At least it can't get worse now that I'm off work

My devious computer mysteriously rebooting on its own lately:

Sent my dad an autism tbh creature and he said it looked like me as a baby.

I don't know what to do with this information.

Why are so many Undertale fans calling in today.

Not because they mention Undertale, but because none of them can bloody READ.

My love language is sending memes I stumble across to people I think would enjoy them

Some days, customer support is great.

Other days...

Nah dude you can trust me with the blunt I promise I won't get all political.

*Not even one second after being handed the blunt*

We should rename ICE to LICE because they forgot to add "lying" to the front of their name.

Nothing makes you lose faith in humanity faster than an organization wide password reset and then trying to explain to people that they're typing their passwords in wrong 3 times and that's why they're locked out

Florida lizard breaks world poop record, dies constipated

Spreading the gospel of the 80% shit lizard 🦎 at #TwitchCon

What came first - the lizard, or the shit?

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHIT IN THE TOILET CJ

The artist alley keeps giving us side quests

At the booth called "All the Dwagons" - someone walks up behind and is excited to see Pokemon. Exact words:

"Oh my God they have the pokemon dragons! Look! Lapras..."

The undertale river ferryman must've been talking about me because I'm on whole-ass phone calls moving my hands around as I talk when no one can see them. Bewaaare 👻

Brickadia is 34% off right now until October 6th!!

We've just released an update preview for this occasion that includes bots, prefabs, new weapons and more.

We run through the update features in this video ⬇️

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You... You can be locked out of DMs?

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Undertale fans 8 months from now after re-creating all the anniversary stream content:

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whatever is beyond tweaking, i am rapidly approaching it

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Somehow each passing day manages to be a different clusterfuck

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Bruh it's only Monday