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Mike Wilkins

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186 Followers  |  126 Following  |  215 Posts  |  Joined: 10.04.2023  |  1.7297

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Shhh no one tell him about Threads

05.01.2026 12:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pete Hegseth is furiously screaming "I SAID NO FATTIES!"

07.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 2557    🔁 414    💬 204    📌 13
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Rich Handler's yacht, in case anyone's wondering

31.08.2025 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Degenerate betting on tennis is much less fun when it's in your own time zone

27.08.2025 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Beach read

24.07.2025 08:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ANTI FRAGILE

21.07.2025 08:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wired: Americano
Tired: Campari Spritz
Expired: Aperol Spritz

12.07.2025 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Really enjoying Sinner's gradual emergence. Such a talent

05.07.2025 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What's the dog's take on Wimbledon? JPegs and Coco out early, Danimal out today, @btaubz.bsky.social has got his Sabalenka Tiger tshirt on they said

05.07.2025 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

A macaroni and cheese stand at Wimbledon? What sort of nonsense is that?

01.07.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently it's been rebranded as "Jolt Energy" for a while now, limited distribution in some random countries

01.07.2025 14:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Still haven't learned

01.07.2025 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Scott Bessent to Elon Musk #iykyk

29.06.2025 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Neighbors moved away a few weeks ago and bequeathed my kid their "free dozen Krispy Kremes every month" voucher.
Just succumbed to the temptation. So not worth it.

28.06.2025 15:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Long the dog, short humanity

28.06.2025 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm happy for you Sharon, and am happy to have you as a friend. Well done

25.06.2025 09:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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You take that analogy back right now, Conor

25.06.2025 01:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't believe it's still Oatmeal Weather (TM) in the middle of June

14.06.2025 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No golf talk on Surveillance! (That being said I love a bit of golf banter)

12.06.2025 11:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first three posts in my LinkedIn feed today were from friends announcing they've been laid off. It's a bloodbath in tech right now.

12.06.2025 11:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The 2026 F1 schedule reminds me of when they started moving all the Canadian and mid-market NHL teams to the Southern US. So lame.

11.06.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wife and son have also gotten really into the "Dad Rock" station

10.06.2025 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I scoffed at Mayer until he started playing with The Dead and released "Sob Rock." Dude's a talent. Apology accepted!

10.06.2025 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah Tommy Robinson's a dick, but Hawksmoor is also the most overrated restaurant on the planet regardless of which side of the pond you're on

07.06.2025 13:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.06.2025 00:24 — 👍 82    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 2
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Related: you couldn't get much more peak 80s than my aunt and uncle here:

01.06.2025 12:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went to a Celebration of Life for an aunt yesterday, and let me tell you that's what I want when I croak. No dirgey funeral, just an open bar and some crab cakes

01.06.2025 12:11 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

The dog has been PaRTyIn

18.05.2025 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice

18.05.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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