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Ismael Prata

@ismaelprata.bsky.social

Fashion photographer, former architect, kitchen enthusiast, codm player, and sarcasm native.

240 Followers  |  198 Following  |  207 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.5122

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Drive to survive is going to have a lot of papaya juice to squeeze into next season.

06.10.2025 14:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Social Media is becoming anti-social.

06.10.2025 11:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A dissonância cognitiva da malta que nas redes sociais é muito contra vacinas, mas também gosta muito de ir ao consultório da amiga que nem é medica, e injectar coisas na cara que a amiga importa sabe-se lá de onde…

02.10.2025 13:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Breaking: Max Verstappen superiority could bore GT3 fans

27.09.2025 12:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Charlie Kirk assassination is the new Reichstag fire.

21.09.2025 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I asked ChatGPT about my work And here's what I've learned from it.

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21.09.2025 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Project 2025 is running the country for Trump.
They are the Deep State that Trump always screamed about.

12.09.2025 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Long Live Photography A love letter

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07.09.2025 17:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

- instruções de montagem kalax ikea
- salada mista em travessa de inox
- cassete da Ágata
- pilha 9V da Varta
- rolo papel higiénico 2 folhas
- tshirt branca da telecel
- caneta bic verde
- saco de terra para orquídeas
- uma chave philips dexter
- dica da semana do Lidl
- moeda cêntimos em plástico

05.09.2025 12:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lista de coisas que poderiam substituir Carlos Moedas como autarca e desempenhar melhor as funções:
- um boneco da playmobil
- um pino sinalizador
- um bife à casa
- uma lata de creme nivea
- um patinho de borracha
- cabaz de compras deco proteste
- um manjerico

05.09.2025 10:23 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Não é muito comum que se possa dizer isto, mas “O Marcelo tinha razão”

04.09.2025 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

List of things that make me feel naked:

- being half naked

- someone reading my substacks

04.09.2025 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Vim só aqui deixar aqui informação sobre a taxa turística em Lisboa, quem paga, quem cobra, e qual o objetivo dessa verba.

03.09.2025 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why should fashion industry talk about AI? And why the sooner the better.

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03.09.2025 08:18 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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So, why substack? Substack might not feel like the obvious choice for a fashion photographer, but here I am. And it begs the question, why this and why now?

So, why substack?
substack.com/@ismaelprata...

01.09.2025 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Home | Substack The app for independent voices

Just joined substack
substack.com/profile/3873...

01.09.2025 13:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Summer we wanted / The Summer we are getting

23.06.2025 22:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Estavamos todos a querer um verão mais Barbie…
Mas saiu-nos na rifa um verão mais Oppenheimer…

23.06.2025 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Se Espanha nos devolver Olivença, o Nuno Mendes devolve o Lamine Yamal que guardou no bolso.

08.06.2025 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Já nos podem devolver Olivença?

08.06.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Carreguem os powerbanks, que os espanhóis vão desligar a luzes.

08.06.2025 21:56 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Se os tipos da France Football quiserem dar o Ballon d’Or ao Lamine Yamal, vão ter de o ir buscar ao bolso do Nuno Mendes.

08.06.2025 21:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bad company.

01.05.2025 19:11 — 👍 3279    🔁 609    💬 127    📌 27
Man leading meeting stands at a chart pointing to the nadir of a huge drop in the stock market

Man leading meeting stands at a chart pointing to the nadir of a huge drop in the stock market

10.04.2025 23:11 — 👍 1924    🔁 385    💬 41    📌 6

Hard hitting questions as an innocent man is being tortured in El Salvador.

11.04.2025 18:37 — 👍 1134    🔁 207    💬 195    📌 17
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The Birth of the Trump Doctrine Lies in the 1987 Recruitment of Donald Trump By the KGB During His Trip to Moscow That Year How Trump responded to his recruitment remains unclear. What is clear, however, is that it shaped his entrance into politics and his foreign policy in a way the world now ignores at its peril.

(📣) To apologize for having to push back the PROOF report on the new American slave trade until tomorrow (Sunday), I am making free to the public this recent massive PROOF investigative report.

I hope you will check it out and share it.

05.04.2025 23:02 — 👍 981    🔁 373    💬 38    📌 28
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Trump’s tariffs give him a new way to dole out reward and punishment The president's latest power grab will devastate America's economy—and its democracy.

If Trump is willing to hurt the economy, he must be getting something he wants even more in return.

That thing is power. With tariffs, Trump can exercise a kind of corruption that the country hasn’t experienced in some 150 years.

03.04.2025 19:22 — 👍 838    🔁 231    💬 73    📌 15

If only Republicans cared as much about protecting kids in school as they do about protecting Teslas.

22.03.2025 13:09 — 👍 8032    🔁 1476    💬 218    📌 40
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If you beat a Capitol police officer with their own shield in an effort to overturn a free & fair election, you go free, but if you vandalize an electric car, you get 20 years in an infamously brutal El Salvadoran prison.

21.03.2025 14:19 — 👍 7213    🔁 1979    💬 525    📌 129

Não me canso de dizer, isto é indistinguivel de sabotagem propositada.

21.03.2025 21:45 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

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